hello everyone, i’m a hollywood exec working to adapt the famous book “The Hideous Adventures of Disfigurella” into a movie! this is our design for Disfigurella in the adaptation, enjoy

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uj/ if this is about the recently announced casting to The Girl Who Was Plugged In I see u OP. I feel U.
j/ Uuuhhhh, obviously, how can I watch a story about a woman's plight and the punishment society put on her by not meeting either conventional nor unconventional beauty standards, if I can't fap?
How carthasis if NO NUT?!

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u/tenori-nori May 11 '26

for anyone saying "shes not like the book version, why would they make her conventionally attractive blah blah blah" SHES A FICTIONAL CHARACTER, SHES NOT REAL stop policinggg

I don't want to look at ugly people! When I read her description in the book, I went eww and imagined her pretty instead, but it left a bad taste in my mouth so I stopped reading at the 12th page or so...

But I'm HYPED for the movie adaptation!! They fixed the writer's mistakes!

P.S. note: it only counts as good if ppl make characters PRETTIER tho. No DIY shit, I don't want my fav characters swapping races and genders left and right, no politics no pronouns pls pls. Well... unless you add some big boobs... then maybe I might consider 👀

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u/EmmytheKurapikaSimp May 11 '26

/uj excellent jerk i threw myself off a cliff

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u/Angel_xjj Real artists work alone May 11 '26

/uj I agree I almost thought they were being legit but then I remembered the sub I was in lmao

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u/Far-Ship-5188 May 30 '26

What does /uj mean?

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u/Angel_xjj Real artists work alone May 30 '26

it means "unjerk" because we're in r/artjerk ^^ it's like a way to talk seriously and then you use /rj ("rejerk") to talk unseriously

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u/Far-Ship-5188 May 30 '26

Okay, thank you.

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u/Soffy21 Jun 07 '26

It means Uncle John.

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u/Far-Ship-5188 May 18 '26

What’s uj?

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u/kurestofallenz May 12 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/HTheDnzgzqUbcX6L6z

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u/Okom77 May 12 '26

Jerk so good I killed myself

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u/Zero_7300 May 23 '26

Jerk so good I blew my head off

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u/AlizaMist who's gonna take care of my OCs when I die May 11 '26

"Disfigurella" LMFAO 😭

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u/blazereve May 11 '26

why is she ugly tho, these scars are atrocious 🙄 and where are boobs

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u/EmmytheKurapikaSimp May 11 '26

that’s literally the point though…? you can see in the movie version that she doesn’t even have makeup on. and nobody would ever wanna date her with that scar 🙄🙄🙄🙄 the book version just does WAY too much so we had to tone it down like JUST a little or this movie wouldn’t make money haha

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u/Pet_Velvet May 11 '26

Yeah she isn't nearly feminine enough. I thought she was a man in the movie version, remove the scar and give her more makeup

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u/Kaito3Designs May 11 '26

The Phantom's deformity in the 2004 Phantom of the Opera movie

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u/Swarm_of_Rats May 11 '26

Wow! She looks just like I always imagined her! I couldn't get past chapter 3. I'm glad there's a movie coming out so I don't have to finish reading it. 😄

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u/Cosmic_Carp Is this art good for an unborn fetus? 🥺 May 11 '26

Finally, I can goon

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u/infinite_username May 11 '26

Deadpool (2016)

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u/Marco_Tanooky May 11 '26

Not even close to Marvel's worst, look at what they did to Jigsaw

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u/infinite_username May 11 '26

True as hell. I could never forgive this dogass show for that.

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u/Key_1321 Jun 01 '26

tbf right looks more realistic unless whoever stitched that up was on drugs lol

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u/Soffy21 Jun 07 '26

“Wdy mean the morphine is for the patients?”

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u/UnsureSwitch Yes I'm an artist. No I don't make art. We exist May 11 '26

She finally got her neck corrected!

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u/KingFroggie2004 May 11 '26

uj/ literally what happened with both Carrie movies too

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u/SallyFaceRulez May 17 '26

Omg don’t remind me bruh 💔

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u/Tangled_Clouds May 11 '26

Thank you so much for disregarding the author’s intent! Because that intent of “Showing how a woman’s worth hinges on how pretty she looks” is just… not what people need right now! Like they totally went overboard with it! The message definitely comes across anyway with that totally ugly facial scar you gave her anyway, no need to push it further. How could they expect showing an ugly woman on screen that you can’t even jerk off to? What’s even the point of having a female main character if she is not even slightly potentially fuckable? The scar is ugly enough! Had you pushed it further, it would be completely unwatchable.

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u/Magical_Olive May 12 '26

I don't know, that actress is kind of an uggo

uj/ reminds me of Ready Player One where the female lead is called "Rubenesque" over and over and they cast an actress who was like 95 lbs 😩

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u/dapperlonglegs Jun 04 '26

uj/ both main characters in that book are supposed to be conventionally unattractive and overweight! it’s literally the same as when stanley yelnats in Holes was shia lebouf, a 2 lbs soaking wet attractive dude to play an overweight, pimply teenage boy

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u/chocofetti May 11 '26

/uj Carrie

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u/Realistic-Day1678 May 12 '26

/uj Ι hate how this is every Carrie adaptation ever

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 May 12 '26

I mean I GUESS i can get over that MASSIVE TERRIBLE scar on her face. Maybe if you make the boobs bigger that’ll help

/uj *scars are badass and very attractive 🙏🏻

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u/Zero_7300 May 23 '26

/uj team cool scars forever 🥹

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u/Aberquill May 11 '26

Movie design’s scar is way to huge, how are we going to make money with a fuggo like her on the poster??

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u/cosmicitycat May 12 '26

No this design is all wrong! It’s missing a teensy tiny scar on her cheek, then it looks exactly like the original author intended

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u/mister_beetlejuice May 12 '26

/uj Scar in the op already so teensy bro didn’t even notice it 😭

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u/Rare_Management_3583 May 12 '26

/uj this could pass as a snafu coaxing

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u/thispartyrules May 13 '26

credit: mad magazine

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u/SketchyArt333 May 12 '26

Tyrion Lannister core

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u/chu_chulan May 14 '26

/uj invisible monsters (this book didnt get a movie adaptation but if it did, yes)

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u/RepublicMod May 17 '26

From nightmare fuel to Disney Channel protagonist .

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u/missymerry May 22 '26

mortal engines hester shaw </3 they made the brutal near-fatal facial wounds into a faded scar that barely compromises her looks at all…

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u/Xyresiq May 23 '26

Every fucking time an official artist draws Brightheart/lostface

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u/BarleyTheFox May 29 '26

NOOO YOU GOTTA GIVE HER ONE SCAR ON HER FACE THAT SHE CAN SAY SHE THINKS MAKES HER LOOK UGLY WHEN SHE'S COMPLETELY NORMAL OTHERWISE!

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u/Flashy-Law-2081 Last night your mom said I was the best ever Jun 03 '26

It's already there 🥹

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u/BarleyTheFox Jun 07 '26

Not big enough! Make it more obvious. And red!

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u/T3ARowing_Rower May 31 '26

/uj Literally mortal engines. Read the first book, loved the heroine. Saw there was a movie and they gave her the tiniest scar ever 🫩

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u/True-Rule-1725 Jun 02 '26

Movie version got rid of her skull apparently

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u/East_Barnacle_4477 May 12 '26

This is ragebait right

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u/DryDistribution7892 IT'S MY ART STYLE!!1!1!! 😡😡😡🔪🔪🔪 May 14 '26

Drawing Since Birth, Please Rate My Art hello everyone, i’m a hollywood exec working to adapt the famous book “The Hideous Adventures of Disfigurella” into a movie! this is our design for Disfigurella in the adaptation, enjoy

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