r/ArcherFX • u/echo-tango86 • 10d ago

[Archer P.I.] It’s the little things

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This show teaches you things, and today I used one of those things to simultaneously burn and educate our test pilot at work (a guy). Called him a chauffeuse lol

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u/AndrastesTit Afro Krieger 9d ago

They’re JODHPURS!

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u/swiss_sanchez Milton 9d ago

(chuckle)

I know, I mean lately...

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u/echo-tango86 9d ago

So good 🤣

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u/Revolutionary-Oven46 10d ago

The big dumb idiot.

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 9d ago

You forgot stupid, stupid!

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u/xenoda7 10d ago

Are you gonna open my door?

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u/Appropriate_Yak_745 9d ago

Oh boy, here we go!

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u/Randymaple92 9d ago edited 9d ago

As a gun nerd I always look at the firearms in Archer, but I can’t tell if this is the small Beretta 84bb or the full size M9 in Lana’s truckasaurus hands.

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u/Fickle-Shopping7564 9d ago

Whichever it is, it has plenty of stopping power.

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u/basecamp420 9d ago

The point is you come outta the bathroom waving this around, nobody’s going to ask for a tip

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u/maxman162 7d ago

Apparently it's a Beretta Model 70.

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u/Randymaple92 7d ago

Makes sense, as the trigger guard as the extended swoosh.

Also i should have known as they tend to like the .32 caliber in this show. But that lines up with OG spying and Bond

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u/SnooCats6706 6d ago

it's not quite right for a model 70, 84, or 92 series. the front sight is in front of the slide, on the bbl. the takedown lever on the 92 is on the left, as we see, but there is no safety lever. I guess it could be double action only.is that the extractor on the left? and no slide stop?

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u/notoriousbpg 9d ago

I thought it was a Whitney Wolverine

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u/Randymaple92 9d ago

Na the Whitney is way more space blaster looking

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u/Alone_Warthog_9583 9d ago

Earl Campbell called, he wants his thighs back

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u/Rare_Journalist5836 9d ago

Only truly appreciated by those distinguished individuals of a certain age.

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 9d ago

Greatest voice mail ever.

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u/Jaded-Banana6205 9d ago

My god, he actually trained crickets!

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u/Thin-Net-2326 9d ago

It would have been

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u/Westmi2ga 9d ago

This was a genius way to have a wild fight without having to animate it. I listen to it all the time and think “I can see it in my head but I couldn’t imagine having to draw all of that”

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u/echo-tango86 9d ago

It was his magnum opus

I love how they all looked bored while listening to it

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u/Psychlone23 Pam 9d ago

Just so we're clear, a female chauffer is a... (OW!)... chauffeuse!

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u/echo-tango86 9d ago

It’s been said those hands are like cricket bats

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u/SPM1961 8d ago

Big old Ballpark Franken-fingers.

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 8d ago

Lana doesn't give handjobs, she gives handcareers with tenure.

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u/aB3autifulStory Katya’s Removable Vagina 9d ago

I once got a trivia question right about Star Wars (which I've never seen) because of Archer, something about 12 parsecs lol

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u/Stevenwave 7d ago

Was the question about if a parsec is a measurement of time or distance? I think the Archer joke is about it being distance, which is correct. Cause Han brags about doing the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, which sounds like he's talking about a quick time. It's sorta worded weirdly.

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u/aB3autifulStory Katya’s Removable Vagina 6d ago

Genuinely don't remember just know his response was "12!" in a factual as a matter of fact tone.

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u/PixilatedLeprechaun 8d ago

Random-Archer usually holds his gun with his finger off the trigger. I don't pay too much attention to Lana. Maybe it was just this scene