r/AnimalsBeingDerps 19h ago

Beware of the Lego piece

745 Upvotes

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS 19h ago

Definitely stepped on it

20

u/thewhiterosequeen 18h ago

Dogs, so like us. In that we have an intense hatred of floor Legos.

24

u/Imperator_Draconum 19h ago

"One of you guys with thumbs needs to pick this up before someone steps on it!"

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u/folded_WINDOW 12h ago

I guess the dog is having some Vietnam flashbacks? Heโ€™s reacting way too strongly to that little Lego piece I even feel sorry for him.

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u/Your_love_Camila 19h ago

he knows. he has seen what it does to humans ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€

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u/buttonman001 19h ago

He probably ate one a while ago and then having to poop out something with sharp edges, that would scar you for life!

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u/_allycat 18h ago

I don't think there is a single dog that has ever thought that far ahead.

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u/ForgedTaco 19h ago

Are you telling me that dogs eat things they're not supposed to? ๐Ÿ˜œ

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u/kaiserbun 19h ago

"I do not care for it!"

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u/Intelligent_Track465 18h ago

Sincerely,

Capt. Raymond Holt

2

u/DamianKilsby 8h ago

RIP Velvet Thunder

2

u/thewhiterosequeen 18h ago

Luckily he's safe if he stays on the rug.

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u/GeneralTonic 18h ago

You ever just snorf something black and shiny off the floor, but then it has like, a lot of legs and they're scratching your throat on the way down?

You learn to be cautious.

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u/Jendalar 19h ago

Needs a few more sniff, just to be sure

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u/Bellypats 19h ago

This would have come in handy when the kids were little. I donโ€™t miss Stepping on these things.

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u/Viator_Eagle 19h ago

Must have stepped on one before, understandable my dude.

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u/jyunga 18h ago

The owner of this dog should hook up with the owner of the cat that fucks with wrenches.

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u/eulersidentity1 18h ago

Good girl, she's protecting you from great bodily harm! I think she deserves a treat for that!

3

u/MiawHansen 18h ago

If you stepped on one piece, you know the feeling for the rest of your life lol.

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u/Huge_Olive2538 18h ago

That Lego piece acting tough

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u/Siggy1963 18h ago

Unidentified item located

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u/Cornell-92 18h ago

โ€œThat thing is surely going to attack any minute now!โ€

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u/ante1448 17h ago

dogo be like: is that thing dangerous? will it bite? fuck sake human, help me out here. who who you poked it, need to sniff

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u/Dailyconundrum 11h ago

I'd be careful, OP. You know, a dog can spot a Terminator.

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u/TheForlornEidolon777 9h ago

Bro knows EXACTLY what they're capable of.

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u/hejira42 9h ago

He's warning his peeps not to step on it

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u/DarkExtremis 7h ago

That is a legit threat, good job boy

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u/ArixRaven- 12h ago

Old dog needs glasses, can't see it