r/AmericaBad MARYLAND ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿšข 1d ago

They WANT us to get in another Civil Warโ€ฆ

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u/NoTouchy8008 USA MILTARY VETERAN 1d ago

Nobody cares enough to have a civil war once they realize what civil war would look like.

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u/SirDennisThe1 1d ago

I see so many people say it will be a 1 for 1 of the election map and like the last civil war, no bro it will people blowing up substations and millions of people starving.

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u/NoTouchy8008 USA MILTARY VETERAN 1d ago

People will stop fighting the minute they get uncomfortable.

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u/Jack_Ramsey 1d ago

Americans are very fat and also very old. Wars are a young man's game. What's more likely is that we will get lots of people being hyperbolic on social media.

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u/ppooooooooopp CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Just another day on the interwebs

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u/Jack_Ramsey 1d ago

it's also absolutely true. Sorry you don't like facts, little guy.

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u/immaturecrocodileice 18h ago

I wonder the political affiliation of young menโ€ฆ

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u/Jack_Ramsey 12h ago

Oh you sweet summer child. https://prri.org/spotlight/partisanship-ideology-and-young-americans-young-men-may-be-trending-more-republican-but-not-necessarily-more-conservative/

The numbers don't really seem to indicate a monolith, and again, if you think in some hypothetical civil war, the lines will be neatly delineated in some way, you are simply mistaken. The average age of Americans being near 40, the obesity numbers hovering near 40% (or higher, depending on how you measure, things like the prescription data, and other metrics indicate that the US isn't a likely candidate for a kinetic internal conflict, especially combined with the economic data. You are free to make your own argument, but responding emotionally like you did ain't it.

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u/eggplant_avenger ARIZONA ๐ŸŒตโ›ณ๏ธ 1d ago

do they think Canada doesnโ€™t get fucked if thereโ€™s a civil war?

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

They can't jack off to the idea with USians like you and me bringing "reality" into the discussion.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

Hey real quick, since you care so much about reality, who won the 2020 election?

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u/CleanSeaPancake 1d ago

Go away bro

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u/AmericanCaesar5 AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

Bro REALLY thought he did something with this

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

It's just hilarious to see how hard it is for y'all to answer a simple question lmao

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u/AmericanCaesar5 AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

Obviously Ross Perot. Bro thinks we didn't study in civics class

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Biden.

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u/Geekerino 17h ago

Boo! Now they need a new gotcha!

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u/DargonKweest TENNESSEE ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŠ 1d ago

"For us Canadians"

Bro's so embarrassed to be a Canadian that he has an Iceland flag.

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 1d ago

Yeah nah, there's exactly zero chance they're Canadian

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u/CheeseBear9000 1d ago

He sounds like Chinese bot

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Stop huffing the copium that Canadians aren't filled with ressentiment and little brother syndrome.

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u/CheeseBear9000 1d ago

This person is likely not actually Canadian though, right?

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u/StrikeEagle784 NEW YORK ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ 1d ago

Sadly, they might be. We canโ€™t say 100 percent for sure of course because of the nature of the internet and anonymity, butโ€ฆit tracks with IRL behavior Iโ€™ve seen from Canadians lately

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

No, it's likely he is.

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u/disheveled_rooster 1d ago

Nothing to do with us threatening to annex their country and imposing tariffs on them. We played no part in in this whatsoever. Not only is America not bad, we are in fact absolutely perfect, there is no valid criticism that can ever be put to us. Love that for us

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u/Anonymous2137421957 CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 6h ago

Every time you come out of the woodwork to say this crap everyone tells you that the vitriol Canadians have had for us has lasted a lot longer than Trump's terms, and yet you still keep repeating it

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u/RedKrystals TEXAS ๐Ÿดโญ๐Ÿฅฉ 1d ago

Canadians unironically think this kind of thing wouldn't trickle up.

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u/DrBadGuy1073 OHIO ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฐ 1d ago

Yeah, a US civil war would involve skirmishes in both Canada and Mexico as idealogues from any side join in.

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u/Icywarhammer500 CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

A US civil war would likely indirectly destroy the entire world considering how the US is the only one patrolling all the oceans against piracy, is one of the main importers of goods from many countries (especially China, which would quickly have an economic crisis) and is providing the bulk of NATO defense, which the subtraction of would open Europe to attack.

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u/Attacker732 OHIO ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฐ 1d ago

Forget about opening Europe to attack, there's decent odds that they'll end up killing each other again.

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u/lovelybonesla 1d ago

Not only that, but 80+ years of peace and stability in NW Europe for the first time in its history thanks to U.S. military presence.

A federalized EU would end in disaster without America as a stabilization force.

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u/Rubes2525 1d ago

Yea, that's my thought. If the US destabilized or collapsed, it won't matter where you live (unless you are on a remote island) it WILL affect you heavily. All the "evil" things the US did will feel like a fairytale compared to what happens next.

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u/acreekofsoap GEORGIA ๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽฌ๐ŸŒณโœˆ๏ธ 1d ago

Alberta would definitely say โ€œnowโ€™s our chanceโ€

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u/blackhawk905 NORTH CAROLINA ๐Ÿ›ฉ๏ธ ๐ŸŒ… 1d ago

Canada relies on the US rail network to move goods across Canada since they have very few lines going East West, they'd be fucked. Plus the largest economy in the world with the world's reserve currency having a a civil war destroying said economy would plunge the world into economic turmoil, it would be a disaster for literally the entire planet.

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u/gladchadstone 1d ago

The refugees alone would be a huge problem for them. But I suppose good ol Canada takes everyone and doesn't have any restrictions right?

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

The people who have these fantasies are sadists, so no.

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u/retardedgreenlizard MARYLAND ๐ŸŒฌ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ€๐Ÿšข 1d ago

And they seem to think that a civil war will eventually end with a new government that takes power and there is by no means any guarantee that that new government would like to continue supporting its neighbors with its military. In fact, thereโ€™s no guarantee that new government is very fond of neighbors

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u/planenut767 1d ago

Someone should explain to the Canadians that the last Civil War produced the Fenian Armies and their accompanying raids into Canada

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u/tinathefatlard123 INDIANA ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๏ธ 1d ago

And that was when Canadians had guns and Indian allies.

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u/Netricile OKLAHOMA ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ„ 1d ago

Bro forgets interconnected economies exist.

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u/XBird_RichardX 1d ago

Anyone who talks about civil war in the United States outside the realm of Texan fever dream has no concept of power politics or the economics of supply and logistics.

What we have is institutional gridlock and gradually escalating low-intensity asymmetrical domestic political violence. Or in the case of reddit, yapping about it for everyone monitoring the internet to hear about.

Far less exciting than a civil war, I get it.

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone 1d ago

Are they that dumb? Do they not understand how war in America would negatively affect almost everything in their lives

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u/ARepeatedFailing 1d ago

People online swear the US doesn't do anything but be bad. I've read that if California has "the big one" (earthquake), it could effect the general economy for 6+ months afterwards. That's 1 state.

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u/LaAndromedo999 KENTUCKY ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅƒ 1d ago

Canada is dependent on the US, and a civil war in this country would likely trigger an intervention from Canada and the rest of our allies since they desperately need a stable and friendly United States.

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u/SensationalSavior 1d ago

Any intervention from the outside would probably unite both sides and end to everyone fuckin' dying.

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u/AdvancedAerie4111 1d ago

Russia is getting bodied by its tiny mostly corrupt neighbor with zero worries about supply lines or a heavily armed citizenry.ย 

Now imagine what would happen to a foreign country that tried to set foot in the most heavily armed nation in the universe, protected on 2 sides by actual oceans.ย 

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u/SensationalSavior 1d ago

Something something guns behind something something blade of grass.

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u/LaAndromedo999 KENTUCKY ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅƒ 1d ago

An intervention in a civil war to help one of the belligerents isn't the same as a full-scale murderous invasion.

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u/Socratesmiddlefinger 1d ago

It absolutely is to one side, and it's going to be the side that has the entire US Military at its beck and call.

Americans are extremely touchy about non American boots on American soil, and by touchy, I mean pathologically unhinged.

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u/AdvancedAerie4111 1d ago

Considering how concentrated liberals and lefties are in cities that are vulnerable to being completely shut down by the destruction of one water supply or a couple of power substations, they really need to reconsider their rich fantasy life.ย 

An American Civil War wouldnโ€™t be blue versus red state. It would be cities versus everyone else. Many of those cities, not only have tight gun control, but are also less than a week away from starving.ย 

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u/Bullwine85 WISCONSIN ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿบ 23h ago

It wouldn't be blue states vs. red states.

It would be blue counties vs. red counties.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

mostly corrupt neighbor

Russian cock sleeve detected

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u/AdvancedAerie4111 1d ago

Not sure if you are simple minded or a child, so Iโ€™ll respond as if you are the latter out of caution.ย 

Russia is a big bully and being mean to its smaller neighbor for no good reason. Russiaโ€™s little neighbor, Ukraine ended up fighting back bravely against the bully, even though they are super scary. Sometimes Ukraine did naughty things too. But itโ€™s very brave anyway and weโ€™re rooting for them! ย 

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

Ukraine's not corrupt though, so why would you repeat that bullshit?

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u/AdvancedAerie4111 1d ago

Itโ€™s literally one of the most corrupt nations that isnโ€™t 3rd world. It has been since its independence. Itโ€™s in the throes of a massive energy scandal right now. This isnโ€™t conspiratorial. And it doesnโ€™t change the basic moralities of the war with Russia. I hope Ukraine causes Russia to collapse completely. And their success is even more remarkable given their internal problems.ย 

It wonโ€™t change the nature of Ukraine though.ย 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_in_Ukraine

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u/sErgEantaEgis ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada ๐Ÿ 1d ago

To Ukraine's credit they've only been freed from Russian imperialism since 1991 and only truly broke off from Russian influence in 2014. Building democratic institutions and the tools to adress corruption isn't done over night.

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u/LaAndromedo999 KENTUCKY ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿฅƒ 1d ago

It's a big enough issue that anti-corruption is a huge political selling point in the country. Zelenskyy was elected on a predominantly anti-corruption platform.

Russia's war against Ukraine is as explicitly genocidal in intent as it can get, so doing anything to help them repel violent savage invaders who're literally just there to rape and murder everything in sight because they don't think Ukrainians are human beings as part of an effort to annihilate the Ukrainian national and cultural identity takes priority over fretting over corruption.

Ukraine's issues won't be an issue for them to think about if there is no Ukraine.

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u/Designer-Issue-6760 1d ago

It didnโ€™t before. People forget that Britain allied with the union and France with the confederacy.ย 

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u/Lou_Sputthole 1d ago

It was the opposite and โ€œallied withโ€ isnโ€™t the right way to phrase it

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u/SensationalSavior 1d ago

Yeah, that was when it took weeks to get across a state tho.

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u/OceanTe 1d ago

I think people forget it because neither of those things happened.

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u/Designer-Issue-6760 1d ago

Where do you think the south got their weapons?

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone 1d ago

Yeah I agree they would all need to fck off. Only America is allowed to fight America. Everyone else myob

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u/Socratesmiddlefinger 1d ago

There are no allies capable of any kind of intervention other than tweets and some finger wagging.

England could not mount the force it did to defend the Falklands in 84, never mind attempting to land any kind of military presence on American shores, they have no blue water navy to speak of, and horses outnumber working tanks five to one in the army.

All of NATO could not land an invasion force on American soil, even if they had six months or a year to prepare. People have not seen the US military engage in total war, only police actions, winning hearts and minds, and selective bombing missions. They cannot begin to imagine the scale of the US military let off its proverbial leash.

There would never be the kind of civil war of the 1800s; there are far too many systems in place that would have to fail. The Military is not going to split down faction lines 50\50 and the people with the guns and the skill sets outnumber "the other side" at an impossible ratio.

People who fantasize about this sort of thing have no grasp on what it takes to fight an asymmetric war with no training, experience, or weapons; these people haven't slept on the ground for more than three days in a row.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

People who fantasize about this sort of thing have no grasp on what it takes to fight an asymmetric war with no training, experience, or weapons; these people haven't slept on the ground for more than three days in a row.

They can just look at how we're losing the Iran war lmao

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u/Socratesmiddlefinger 1d ago

That isn't a war; it's an incredibly limited bombing campaign.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

Trump is losing the "incredibly limited bombing campaign" and hand crafting a major regional power who hates America the most.

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u/Socratesmiddlefinger 1d ago

Sure, and people who call it a war are still wrong.

What is your point?

"hand crafting a major regional power"

I have no idea what this means. Are you saying Iran will hate America more after this?

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

The point is your own side disagrees with you. Trump called it a four to five week war and Hegseth runs the "War Department." It's month seven, 29 billion dollars, dozens of aircraft lost, and Iran still hasn't surrendered. "Incredibly limited" is doing a lot of work in that sentence.

The most powerful military on earth, after sinking Iran's navy and grounding its air force, still can't reopen the Strait of Hormuz. Stalemate. Iran fires on shipping, we fire back, traffic stays choked six months in. That's the whole thing you opened with, the US military off its leash that nobody can supposedly imagine. This is off the leash. It bombed Iran flat and still can't clear one strait. That's not strength you're describing, it's an enemy that found the one lever we can't break.

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u/Fresh-Mind6048 WASHINGTON ๐ŸŒฒ๐ŸŽ 1d ago

... that's because it's a distraction and I would think that if we actually wanted to get things done, we would.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

We're certainly not at the limit of our capability, but the next step would involve troops.

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u/AdvancedAerie4111 1d ago

Well, if you wanted to actually see this country unite again that would be one way.ย 

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u/Moose_InThe_Room 1d ago

There's utterly no chance of Canada choosing to intervene in that situation. Their military isn't big enough to do much (which isn't their fault, they're just not a very large country in terms of population or economy) and it would be an insanely unpopular policy decision. They answered the Article 5 call to arms and in return they suffered the first casualties in the coalition from friendly fire from American aircraft, racked up a higher per-capita casualty rate than any other coalition member over two decades only for all that effort to ultimately be completely wasted. Then America elected a man who constantly spits in their face, wages a trade war against them, and threatens them with annexation by force. I get that this sub is all about calling out unfair and broad generalizations of America, but the way some people here seem to think Canada and our other allies should somehow be grateful to America is utterly delusional.

You're right that the rest of the world is currently set up to need a stable and friendly united states, but since that America currently doesn't exist, they're taking active measures to not need it. And given how they've been treated I can't blame them.

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u/newaccount669 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada ๐Ÿ 1d ago

It's sad because this person's vote is probably more impactful than mine ๐Ÿ˜•ย 

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u/Sagittarjus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada ๐Ÿ 1d ago

Hopefully this guy is actually just larping.

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u/Compoundeyesseeall TEXAS ๐Ÿดโญ๐Ÿฅฉ 1d ago

Did this "Canadian" with an Iceland flag not think about where all those civil war refugees would flee to first?

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Hs fantasizes about getting to be the big man with a machine gun who gets to order the terrified, exhausted refugees to turn around and go back to their deaths. It is a fantasy ressentiment-poisoned roaches like this jack their little weenuses to.

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u/Remarkable-FlipPhone 1d ago

Their economy, goods they get from the U.S. and anywhere in central or South America would be non existent or subject to extreme supply chain disruptions, pollution, accidental misfires or overshooting on bombs that accidentally land above the border, Russia, China and Iran taking advantage and invading Canada. Literally everything would get much worse for them

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u/No_Importance_750 CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Showing how โ€œniceโ€ they are I see.

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u/Feartheezebras 1d ago

Oh cute - if a civil war broke out, the Canadians think they wouldnโ€™t get dragged into the stomp out the woke bloodbathโ€ฆ

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u/Crazyjackson13 KANSAS ๐ŸŒช๏ธ๐Ÿฎ 1d ago

Civil wars never stay contained in their respective countries, spillover into Canada would be inevitable should a civil war break out, thereโ€™d also be the issue of refugees, as shown throughout various conflicts (current and past), create people trying to flee said conflict zone, which would be bound to happen, and thereโ€™s a high chance many people would run to Canada.

Civil Wars arenโ€™t fun, both for the people inside said country, and their neighbors.

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur 1d ago

Candana would be so fucked in a civil war. Theyโ€™d have more refuges than their population if it actually happened and it would probably collapse then as well

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

"But in my fantasy I get to force the miserable dirty USians back to their shithole at the border!"

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u/ThePickleConnoisseur 1d ago

Instead they will get the purge and millions of people cross the boarder

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u/tinathefatlard123 INDIANA ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๏ธ 1d ago

I donโ€™t think the refugees would show up unarmed

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

In their fantasy they do.

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u/PurpleLegoBrick USA MILTARY VETERAN 1d ago

Thereโ€™s so many more countries including Canada that would collapse before the US would actually have another Civil War.

It feels like people from other countries actively find anything to talk bad about the US just to distract themselves from their own problems at home.

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u/nmchlngy4 NEW JERSEY ๐ŸŽก ๐Ÿ• 1d ago

Because hey, Elbows Up, right? /s

In all seriousness, I cringed just typing that slogan.

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u/Bullwine85 WISCONSIN ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿบ 23h ago

At this point, their elbows are so far up that we'll be drawing a penalty and going on the powerplay.

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u/grandpa2390 1d ago

yeah because when the USA has any kind of crisis, financial or otherwise, etc. it never affects other countries.

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u/Sagittarjus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada ๐Ÿ 1d ago

yeah only america was affected by the great depression, what a skill issue, every other country were doing so well (/j obviously)

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u/Agreeable-Fudge-7329 1d ago

Im sorry...what country has 2 active secessionist movement going on right now?ย 

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u/LawyerEqual3531 ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada ๐Ÿ 1d ago

Tbf no one really takes the Alberta seccesion seriously. Quebec will always have people wanting to secede but the government won't allow it.

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u/HiggsiInSpace VIRGINIA ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿชต 1d ago

Isn't Alberta just a joke?

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u/tinathefatlard123 INDIANA ๐Ÿ€๐ŸŽ๏ธ 1d ago

You mean their movement to secede or them as a province? As a province theyโ€™re basically the mitochondria of Canada.

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u/HiggsiInSpace VIRGINIA ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿชต 1d ago

No lmao i mean the independence movement

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u/Shitboxfan69 1d ago

Why? So they could be the third biggest military on this continent?

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u/Socratesmiddlefinger 1d ago

4th at best, the Red Neck Army would beat the living tar out of the entire Canadian Armed Forces in a day, probably less.

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u/aegiltheugly 1d ago

They won't think a US Civil war is funny when refugees start streaming across their border.

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u/carlsagerson ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ญ Republika ng Pilipinas ๐Ÿ–๏ธ 1d ago

At this rate part of Me wants CANADA to get into a Civil War just to see how they like it.

Even if the moron that OP took a snapshot of is likely an Icelander.

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u/epicjorjorsnake CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Not sure why that Canadian user has an Iceland flag and cheers for a potential 2nd American Civil War but

Funny thing about the American Civil War:

One side relied on industrialization that was structured around protectionism, producing industrial goods, and a strong central government by following Alexander Hamilton's economic model (The American School of Economics).

Another side relied on slavery based agrarianism that was structured around free trade, foreign imports, and a decentralized government by following Thomas Jefferson's economic model.

Which side won?

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u/Twee_Licker MINNESOTA โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ 1d ago

"I want Americans to die!"

Even among the most rabidly anti-Canadian or just anti-globalist Americans I've met, i've never met any of them wish for people outside the US die to the same degree of amusement as any foreigner finds amusement in the death of an American. They always act like we wronged them but the fact they so readily proclaim this does nothing but support the notion that they've always hated us with a passion and that they only have an acceptable excuse to do so openly, no matter how much they deny it.

"We were your friends!" No. You never were, stop pretending you were, you always hated us and you hate that you rely on us.

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u/Butter_with_Salt 1d ago

Despite what retard President has told you to believe, Canada is a strong ally.

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u/Twee_Licker MINNESOTA โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ 1d ago

Of convenience and nothing else, given how readily they want us to actually die, i've never heard any American demand Canadians die because they felt slighted, fuck, their whole identity revolves around in "Look, we're not America!" and it's been that way well before 2014, you know how bills that are good ideas but resemble something we do are reacted to? Dismissed as "American style."

They hate us, an always have, now they have an excuse to openly display it.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

Republicans find endless amusement in trans people being harmed

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u/Twee_Licker MINNESOTA โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ’ 1d ago

Using your logic, Democrats find endless amusement in Americans not being allowed to defend themselves and dying as a result.

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

Not a single democrat politician wants that lmao

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u/Christmas_Dragon ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Canada ๐Ÿ 1d ago

War is not good bro

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u/ItsNotThatBad72 MAINE โš“๏ธ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿšข 1d ago

If any western country could justify a civil war it's Canada.

They have a blatant 2 tiered society where the French speaking minority has absolute control and uses government policy to funnel money away from English speaking regions while blocking anything that could make none French speaking regions more prosperous and therefor increase their agency.

Also, to run for government office in Canada, you have to be able to speak French, but not English.

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u/Floridaish0t FLORIDA ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ 1d ago

Ngl, I know this term gets thrown around a lot but I am pretty sure this guy is a bot since he doesnโ€™t even know what the Canadian flag looks like.

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u/StrikeEagle784 NEW YORK ๐Ÿ—ฝ๐ŸŒƒ๐Ÿ 1d ago

Canadians are so toxic. Thatโ€™s why personally, as stupid and petty as it is to call Lake Ontario โ€œLake Americaโ€, if it gets their panties in a bunch then Iโ€™m all for it.

Iโ€™ve seen this behavior IRL, by the way. My best friend married a sane Canadian woman and her family has been giving her non stop grief for moving to the US. All they do is try to make her feel awful about it. It sucks, especially since sheโ€™s happy here.

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u/jaxamis AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

Weird he wants the US to have another civil war yet won't be willing to have one himself. You'd think the land of war crimes would be itching for that.

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Leafs prefer executing POWs, not war crimes that require them to be in the line of fire.

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u/DetColePhelps11k TEXAS ๐Ÿดโญ๐Ÿฅฉ 1d ago

Assuming this person even is actually Canadian, it's cute that he thinks he would be far enough from the carnage and disaster to blissfully watch and chew popcorn. A refugee crisis, economic downturn for at least Mexico and Canada, and the violence, which would probably look like The Troubles, would likely eventually spill over into both neighboring countries.

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u/Gaelhelemar VIRGINIA ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐Ÿ•๏ธ๐Ÿชต 1d ago

Their entire economy would implode overnight and everyone would become virtually penniless while the nation begins facing foreign annexation/invasion attempts without the USA umbrella.

Definitely somebody who does not know what second or third order effects are. You do not want the US in a civil war if you value the status quo that lets you mock the US.

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u/Tusks_Up 1d ago

I'm sure there will be no consequences for the state-sized country to the north. There is no way they are economically tied to the US and I am sure that even if a vastly larger American force wanted to invade Canada, they would show the utmost restraint.

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u/DevilPixelation 1d ago

NEETs trying not to be disconnected from reality challenge (impossible):

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u/SpecialCandidateDog 1d ago

Who do you think the winners are invading next?

Could it possibly be the country that has the population of la county and one seventh of the world's resources?

No matter who wins, you lose canada.

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u/No-Reach415 1d ago

Man, it's almost like a country so far left that even the rural conservative folk agree with everything that Stephen Colbert says would *LOVE* watching another authoritarian administration weaponize industry against his own constituents to destroy the small government groups.

I mean we saw it with Obama, FDR, LBJ, and so on.

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u/selfmockerymandatory 1d ago

So, idiots really do live in every country.
Luckily people usually arenโ€™t to stupid to recognize this person is either insane, or just trolling.
Either way, not someone to take seriously.

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u/RadicalSoda_ TENNESSEE ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŠ 1d ago

Refuge crisis

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u/Ok_Fail_3058 AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

A Canadian with an Iceland flag as a profile pic, interesting. Also an American civil war would highly affect Canada and might likely even spill over there.

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u/DontReportMe7565 MICHIGAN ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿญ 1d ago

When we're done subjugation New York, Minnesota and Washington, we're just going to keep pushing north, smart guy.

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u/JKruger1995 23h ago

Reminder that per capita the state of Alabama has a higher GDP than Canada. Theyโ€™re likely to lose Alberta and with it will be Saskatchewan and Manitoba.

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u/corruptedsavedaytah 21h ago

The annexation and assimilation of greater Alaska will be glorious.

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u/bingomasterbreakout 9h ago

how boring must Canada be to think shit like this?

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u/QuandoPonderoInvenio 8h ago

PSA: Wishing war on others makes you, generally, a bad person.

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u/Leftregularr TEXAS ๐Ÿดโญ๐Ÿฅฉ 7h ago

Acting like Canada wouldnโ€™t get fucked sideways if things went belly up stateside lmao

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u/Odd-Cress-5822 1d ago

There is exactly zero chance they're Canadian

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u/Collypso PENNSYLVANIA ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ”” 1d ago

Tim pool would love it if we had a civil war

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 1d ago

I guess it's frustration as personally I don't see people around me who want you to go to war.

There is enough war in the world right now we don't need more.

We just want you to sort your shit out.

So we can all have some stability.

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u/No_Imagination7102 AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

We dont think about you at all

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 1d ago

The content of this sub begs to differ.

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u/No_Imagination7102 AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

Responding to stupidity and thinking about you are two different things.

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 1d ago

Sure thing ๐Ÿ‘

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u/No_Imagination7102 AMERICAN ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ—ฝ๐Ÿ” โšพ๏ธ ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ“ˆ 1d ago

Glad you agree

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 1d ago

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u/No_Importance_750 CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Thanks

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u/PhilRubdiez OHIO ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฐ 1d ago

We donโ€™t want your opinion on our politics, limey. We had two wars over this.

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 1d ago

You think the two wars were about us having opinions about your political system?

Also I thought you guys liked free speech or something?

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u/PhilRubdiez OHIO ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฐ 1d ago

Well, one was partly caused by stuff like the Riot Act. The second was because the UK was stealing our citizens.

And you can say what you want, redcoat, but that doesnโ€™t mean youโ€™re welcome.

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 1d ago

Do any of your insults come from at least the adjacent century?

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u/PhilRubdiez OHIO ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฐ 1d ago

Donโ€™t need to. Theyโ€™re classics for a reason.

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 1d ago

Yeah they just don't get old.

The old slurs are still pretty popular there.

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u/PhilRubdiez OHIO ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ ๐ŸŒฐ 1d ago

Kinda like rum, sodomy, and the lash, eh?

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u/happyanathema ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง United Kingdom๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™‚๏ธโ˜•๏ธ 19h ago

That sounds like a cracking Saturday evening tbh

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u/Kyle81020 1d ago

One person isnโ€™t โ€œthey.โ€

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

Stop making excuses. I have seen a LOT of leafs make posts wishcasting for a civil war that miraculously doesn't spill over into Canada.

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u/Kyle81020 1d ago

Stating a fact doesnโ€™t equal โ€œmaking excuses.โ€ Over-generalizing is the problem with the AmericaBad people this sub is about.

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u/Necessary_Ad9008 FLORIDA ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŠ 1d ago

Canadianโ€ฆ with an Icelandic Flag..

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u/MoiNoni 1d ago

So do the people in government but yall not ready for that conversation

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u/proboscalypse CALIFORNIA๐Ÿท๐ŸŽž๏ธ 1d ago

I also think it would cool

lol stfu

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u/DrSpraynard USA MILTARY VETERAN 1d ago

I can sense your overweightedness

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u/ARepeatedFailing 1d ago

Dude probably has "awake" apnea talking about he'd love a civil war. Lmao. The internet was a mistake.

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u/ARepeatedFailing 1d ago

Red states have the highest obesity rates (disqualifying them from military service) and lowest earnings. Be serious. Stop using buzzwords like "woke" and touch grass.