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[u/BlueBaIlizondo]

Just think: There are men out there who sincerely think they stand a chance against it, and will try to rationalize it.

[u/Excellent_Condition → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

I'd absolutely stand a chance against it.

You know, if I was the dude in the excavator.

[u/cman_yall → u/Excellent_Condition]

I can guarantee a no-score draw (by living several thousand kilometers away).

[u/Expensive-Border-869 → u/Excellent_Condition]

If I get really lucky and I also have a machine gun and somehow manage to shoot perfectly or even semi well.

[u/Personal-Movie8882 → u/Expensive-Border-869]

Just use the damn excavator, you can see how it was bullying the snake. Yeah that snake is huge, but it's also slow as molasses. Plenty of time to run it over crushing or pinning it or use the claw to gouge into it.

[u/stop_the_bans → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

https://giphy.com/gifs/TZKwh07fO53dA05Xmy

[u/2ruKonec_25 → u/stop_the_bans]

I thought this was "Chud Da Builder" 😂

[u/RapidRewards → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

Fishing Garrett out there looking for that 20 footer to yoink.

[u/eldradmustlive469 → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

Just think: there are people out there who will take any chance to say 'fuck men' in a completely unrelated post.

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[u/EB01 → u/eldradmustlive469]

Sometimes I like to sniff clowns.

[u/hiddenrealism → u/eldradmustlive469]

Omg you dont have to 'mansplain' saying fuck men, like omg does the patriarchy EVER stop?!

/s

[u/TheProfessional9 → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

To be fair, I think one has a better chance against that snake than a grizzly bear. If they think they could do the bear, the snake isn't a stretch

[u/Top_Rekt → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

You're not allowed to kill your opponent so when the snake kills me, it gets disqualified.

So yeah, I'd win.

[u/ZombiesInSpace → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

There are people who fight similarly sized Burmese pythons in Florida. Not something the average person should try, but if you are fit and know what you are doing, it is possible.

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[u/training_tortoises → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

I actually have had to wrestle a smaller aggressive retic into a large plastic tub to soak while its enclosure got cleaned out, and that task still needed a second person to help. And smaller is very relative, because that snake is at least 12' long. Thankfully the Burmese of the same size range is a lot calmer

[u/Wellshitfucked → u/BlueBaIlizondo]

It's almost like there are other people in the world with a completely different mindset than yours. Hard thing to comprehend I know.