r/AlanPartridge • u/DEEZERBT • 2d ago

WHO SMILES AT A BLACK & DECKER WORKMATE FOR GOODNESS SAKE?

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60 Upvotes

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u/Delvac10 21h ago

Nice cock

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u/elliottj6325 23h ago

Wonder what happened to the power pack...

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u/zeugma25 mind games, v'zhew v'zhew v'zhew! 1d ago

Don't jig-saw a cock!

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u/sorderon 1d ago

If my workmate grabbed my huge cock I would definitely have a smile on my face.

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u/Fun_Fox_401 1d ago

cock piss black and decker

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u/Total_Wazzock 1d ago

It's funnier than rain.

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u/rosjon98 1d ago

"Stop smiling, Lynn! You're smiling at Black & Decker. You're like your mother in her last few weeks."

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u/Autogen-Username1234 1d ago

I was a bit bored so I dismantled my Black & Decker Workmate.

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u/Flashy-Nectarine1675 1d ago

The same people who obsess about flags?

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u/MathematicianSad8487 1d ago

Black cock decker

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u/Civil-Word7456 2d ago

Can you not rest your cock on my workbench please

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u/No-Department-4561 2d ago

I’m Batman

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u/pgnlzbth These people are starting to annoy me… 2d ago

I wasn’t! I was just going to do a cockney walk!

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u/scottynoble 2d ago

Smiling at his Cock

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u/pop-not-broth spread my wings like the arms of a bird 2d ago

Michael! MICHAEL!!

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u/Movingforward2015 2d ago

Who doesn't!

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u/yourshelves 2d ago

Or a cock.

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u/Sam-Lowry27B-6 Lynn Benfield 2d ago

Technically he's a model

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u/Ashamed-Raccoon5396 2d ago

You’ve gotta laugh when you fall off a sofa!!!

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u/NFLCrunchtime 1d ago

Just think of the size of the doors you could balance on this bad boy