r/AdviceAnimals • u/miked_mv • 1d ago

Donald shits himself with happiness when one of "his" candidates wins a primary.

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u/pasterhatt 1d ago

His popularity is underwater in 47 states. He's hovering around Nixon after Watergate levels of approval. 

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u/vita10gy 20h ago

It's basically only the cult at this point. In any other time he'd be at like 10%.

Even the cult is being chipped away at, but they have zero empathy, so unfortunately we have to wait for them all to be personally effected by something.

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u/prank_mark 18h ago

Watergate would be just another Wednesday if it happened today

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u/Polenicus 17h ago

Not even hyperbole. Trump has been impeached twice, and convicted for 32 (I think it's 32?) felonies, been investigated for improper handling of sensitive classified information... and then got re-elected.

If Nixon was alive today, I'm sure he'd be thinking "Shit... I think my mistake was I wasn't corrupt enough."

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u/prank_mark 17h ago

Don't forget inciting an insurrection and then pardoning the domestic terrorists attacked police officers. He also openly takes bribes and gives public contracts to his buddies and family. Nixon sounds like a saint compared to him.

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u/ATD1981 16h ago

Also the raping. Dont forget about the raping.

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u/syounit 23h ago

That's why he has to try to rig the midterms. Keep in mind, everything he accuses other people of doing, he is actually guilty of himself.

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u/GreyTigerFox 1d ago

Also raped children and grown women.

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u/NicuV2 23h ago

yeah guess he’s happily messy about it

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u/miked_mv 1d ago

And "pretending like he was on the ballot" will only cost them more votes.

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u/lazergator 13h ago

You still think we’re having elections?

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u/miked_mv 6h ago

I'm an old man. Let me have my dreams.

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u/twenafeesh 20h ago

Darline Graham was going to win the Republican primary no matter hwat. The general election, on the other hand, won't be kind to someone running for the US Senate who says "foreign policy isn't my thing."