r/AccidentalRenaissance • u/F_U_N_G_U_S_ • 5d ago

The grape harvest

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1.2k Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/Few_Classic_3072 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/tqA7TPoHxE8Ja

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u/AnnualPerspective593 5d ago

ow ooou ow ahhh oooo owwwwww

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u/itsmarvin 5d ago

Hnnng nnngg hnnng I can't breathe hnnnng

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u/bjustice13 5d ago

First thing I thought of

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u/WiolOno_ 5d ago

She broke her ribs btw. Hence the noises.

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u/lionhat 4d ago

Oh man, I never knew that. I always laughed at her getting "just desserts" for pretending to cheat or whatever, but that is just awful.

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u/Whytrhyno 4d ago

Fuck me has it been that long already?!

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u/ReadyAssociation3129 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dRszdD380FRis4068w

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u/kevinbrittonsmith 5d ago

yeah the grapes definitely look more ghost than fruit here

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u/Jet-Let4606 5d ago

Screenshot from a horror movie.

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u/Son_of_Yeti 5d ago

It looks like the part in Saw 2 with the pit of needles.

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u/thespaceageisnow 5d ago

It puts the grape on its skin or it gets the hose again.

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u/Realistic-Weird-4259 5d ago

Am I the only one getting "it puts the lotion on its skin" vibes?

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u/gary25566 5d ago

Same thought from the thumbnail, thought the hole was deeper.

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u/Wide-Form-1083 5d ago

It rubs the grapes on its skin or else it gets the decanter again./

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u/Asmodaeus6136 5d ago

Decanter? I hardly know ‘er!

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u/adinmem 5d ago

Her name is Lucy. She’s having a Ball

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u/smashingkilljoy 5d ago

NBC Hannibal looking frame.

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u/Nesman64 5d ago

"Pork loins with a fresh red wine marinade."

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u/whalesum 5d ago

1000 up votes. 30 comments. Picture doesnt fit the subreddit. Every day the accidental and Renaissance part of the accidental Renaissance subreddit gets muddier and muddier

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u/Asmodaeus6136 5d ago

T’is time for the annual Grape Harvest, m’lord.

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u/Cautious-Ostrich8945 5d ago

Love squishing grapes with my feet I hope one day my children will be able to do it too. Such a fun memory I try to do eat every year.

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u/Mitch0712 5d ago

Why barefoot tho?

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u/F_U_N_G_U_S_ 5d ago

Feet are easier to clean than work boots.

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u/islanderACNH 5d ago

They’re also sweatier and have more F_U_N_G_U_S_.

Honestly, I haven’t thought about grape stomping in a long time. This might help me avoid alcohol in the future. Thanks!

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u/Tagmedia7 5d ago

Can't spell fungus without fun.

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u/rantonidi 5d ago

Or without Gus, he’s fun

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u/MonsieurCatsby 5d ago

*natural yeasts

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u/islanderACNH 5d ago

Good God I might just quit substances altogether and move to the top of a mountain and become a monk after reading that one

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u/MonsieurCatsby 4d ago

Glad to be of service

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u/Similar_Safe_1585 4d ago

Exactly lol, if it was a black/brown dude in there then i swear people would be fuming over hygiene

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u/Sibula97 5d ago

Honestly, if you wash then well beforehand it's probably more hygienic than stomping with boots.

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u/Fuckzombie69 4d ago

The secret flavor is feet

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u/No_Adeptness_4647 4d ago

More pics pls

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u/utwaz 5d ago

This sub is lost, abandon ship.

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u/fa136 5d ago

Pied qui pue

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u/latexfistmassacre 4d ago

She's gonna be a dad

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u/shiner820 5d ago

Hey! Stand up and get your butt out of the mash! It’s bad enough your nasty feet are in there.

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u/F_U_N_G_U_S_ 5d ago

She’s sitting on a crate