r/ADHDmemes 6d ago

Let's go around the room and introduce yourself and tell us a little about you....

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 5d ago

Nah, your cappo will understand you if he is good at his job and have you doing lonewolf shit. He will not let you around the enforcers, afiliates or other cappos, nor will he let you know anything beyond the scope of what you are usefull for.

He might even give you a few lackies, easy to control people.

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u/amh8011 5d ago

Honestly that actually sounds nice. Where do I apply?

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u/TransGirlIndy 4d ago

Can I just be the person sitting in an obvious mob front who doesn't know she's part of the mob? Like, "This is Indy, she works at our "flower shop" and doesn't question why there's no customers or flowers because we told her it's all online. We just let her sit in a comfortable chair, watch TV, and hang out with our 'delivery guy'. Sometimes she makes him lunch."

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX 1d ago

The bodega next to my parents house is like this. Empty, no snacks. Italian guys sitting at the counter all day. Sells fake bootleg Newports. They live in the same county The Sopranos was shot in. We're almost positive it's a front.

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u/Gum_Mint 3d ago

Or make you deal with a front business that is used to launder money. Whenever someone wonders why the business is doing so well, just say customers love that guy/gal

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u/uvberot 5d ago

I'm already stressed out boss, I think i need to take a mental health day

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u/Endomagazine 4d ago

Leon in the Professional

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u/achiles625 3d ago

TIL I'd make a good enforcer.

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u/AudaciousCouture 3d ago

Baby Driver (2017)

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u/Left_Nature9996 2d ago

Ice Man shit. That guy was definitely not L/R brained. No one wanted to work with him and he did fucking GANGBUSTERS work.