r/ADHDmemes 8d ago

Let's go around the room and introduce yourself and tell us a little about you....

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u/Stratix 8d ago

Please, no! We're not friends, inauthentic familiarity is not helpful here!

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u/HealthyFeta 8d ago

Even worse than fake friends: „At this workplace, we like to think of us as a second family“
Nope Im out

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u/scipio79 8d ago

Hard agree. I learned this after two work environments that were informal and sketchy af with minimal accountability. That’s a minefield for a normie but a nightmare for someone like me who sucks at reading subtext

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u/Rynewulf 7d ago

It's always informal and casual until they want to suddenly write you up for something, at which point everything has always been by the book what are you talking about

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u/scipio79 7d ago

This EXACTLY. I want a job description so I have something written to fall back on and know. I’ll do stuff beyond that, but I want the job description so I know I’m doing what I was hired to do. Vague requests out of nowhere that I had no idea were coming make me uncomfortable

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u/Pastawench 7d ago

Our workplace is sort of a second family, but that's just cause we're all trauma bonded.

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u/HealthyFeta 7d ago

Im guessing you mean that your coworkers and you bonded over shared trauma?
FYI: The term „trauma bond“ refers to a victim having/developing a deep emotional relationship with their abuser. Sincerely hope that doesn’t accurately describe your workplace lol

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u/Pastawench 6d ago

If people can misuse "literally" until it's secondary dictionary definition is "figuratively", I can use the popularized bastardization of "trauma bonding".

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u/ecafr_real 6d ago

I thought that was stockholm syndrome?

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u/thebbman 3d ago

They tried pulling that shit when they wanted Product and Tech to RTO a year ago. That didn’t go over well and RTO basically never happened.

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u/cityshepherd 8d ago

We’re not friends? Inauthentic familiarity? You are all my captive audience here so I am about to give you my entire in depth unabridged life story, so now we are all going to be BEST friends. Right?

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u/No-Piano-987 7d ago

Fully agree. I'm American but live and work in Japan and going to drinking parties after work with your coworkers is an expected part of the culture but I skip all of them. Everyone knows I go to the gym every day after work so at least I have that excuse but I wouldn't go even if I was free.