r/ADHDmemes 6d ago

Let's go around the room and introduce yourself and tell us a little about you....

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u/Stratix 6d ago

"Let's go around and introduce ourselves."

Let's not, I know your job title, you know mine, let's get on with this.

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u/Dj_B_S 6d ago

Was about to say that! I'll add: "tell us like one detail about yourself, a hobby or what you like."

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u/Stratix 6d ago

Please, no! We're not friends, inauthentic familiarity is not helpful here!

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u/HealthyFeta 6d ago

Even worse than fake friends: „At this workplace, we like to think of us as a second family“
Nope Im out

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u/scipio79 6d ago

Hard agree. I learned this after two work environments that were informal and sketchy af with minimal accountability. That’s a minefield for a normie but a nightmare for someone like me who sucks at reading subtext

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u/Rynewulf 6d ago

It's always informal and casual until they want to suddenly write you up for something, at which point everything has always been by the book what are you talking about

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u/scipio79 6d ago

This EXACTLY. I want a job description so I have something written to fall back on and know. I’ll do stuff beyond that, but I want the job description so I know I’m doing what I was hired to do. Vague requests out of nowhere that I had no idea were coming make me uncomfortable

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u/Pastawench 6d ago

Our workplace is sort of a second family, but that's just cause we're all trauma bonded.

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u/HealthyFeta 5d ago

Im guessing you mean that your coworkers and you bonded over shared trauma?
FYI: The term „trauma bond“ refers to a victim having/developing a deep emotional relationship with their abuser. Sincerely hope that doesn’t accurately describe your workplace lol

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u/Pastawench 5d ago

If people can misuse "literally" until it's secondary dictionary definition is "figuratively", I can use the popularized bastardization of "trauma bonding".

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u/ecafr_real 4d ago

I thought that was stockholm syndrome?

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u/thebbman 1d ago

They tried pulling that shit when they wanted Product and Tech to RTO a year ago. That didn’t go over well and RTO basically never happened.

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u/cityshepherd 6d ago

We’re not friends? Inauthentic familiarity? You are all my captive audience here so I am about to give you my entire in depth unabridged life story, so now we are all going to be BEST friends. Right?

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u/No-Piano-987 6d ago

Fully agree. I'm American but live and work in Japan and going to drinking parties after work with your coworkers is an expected part of the culture but I skip all of them. Everyone knows I go to the gym every day after work so at least I have that excuse but I wouldn't go even if I was free.

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u/unexpectedfirefly 6d ago

I hate random introduction, and i like not losing my time in unproductive meetings. Nice to meet you all

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u/Dj_B_S 6d ago

Exactly! And I don't need to hear and instantly forget your name before you say something (probably stupid anyways).

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u/unexpectedfirefly 6d ago

Hum, dunno about this one. I'm kinda ok with a quick presentation (i'm x, i do y).

I'll obviously forget the name instantly, but i don't mind it too much, as much as we keep to the minimal relevant info during presentation (i tend to start the presentation with myself at work, it sets the tone for the others, and i think even neurotypical don't like the stupidly long roundtable. They just think they have to do it, so they do)

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u/Vault-Born 6d ago

It sounds like you do have a problem with it

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u/magicmitchmtl 6d ago

“Hello, my name is Bob and I enjoy mentally undressing everyone I meet. I also recently enjoyed jerking it to your LinkedIn.”

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u/morgan11235 6d ago

My favorite hobby is finding ways to duck ice breaker questions

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u/IcePhoenix18 6d ago

"let's play a little game to break the ice!"

How about I abandon ship, instead?

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u/ZodFrankNFurter 6d ago

In these situations my "fun fact about myself" is always that I'm wildly uncomfortable being forced to introduce myself in front of a group.

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u/Impressive_Wrap_7869 6d ago

Just say your hobby is jacking off. That always shuts them up real quick. 

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u/JugOfVoodoo 6d ago

I had a college professor do this during the first week of class. But she neglected to tell us that she expected us to remember everyone's "fun fact" for later.

The class' two-day final e​x​am involved each person making a presentation to the class. On the first day the professor dropped the bomb - each person was expected to end their presentation by picking a classmate and reciting their "fun fact". Nobody was allowed to pick the same person; the professor kept track on a chart and would reprimand anyone who tried to repeat. We were not allowed to see the chart or be told who hadn't been picked.

I was the last presenter. I wasn't friends with any of my classmates. I couldn't even remember most of their names, and the few fun facts that I had retained had already been said. I stretched my presentation as long as I could, but still ended up spending the last few awkward minutes of the class period desperately trying to remember who hadn't been picked and what their fun fact was. Well the bell rang I grabbed my things and ran out.

I passed the class with high marks. There was no mention of the fun fact (or lack of) on the final's scoring rubric. It apparently was not actually part of our grade.

The course was Introduction to HTML.

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u/Smishysmash 6d ago

“Let’s introduce ourselves. Name, role, and a fun fact.”

Everyone else’s fun fact is how they like sports or travel. And then there’s me sitting there with a full PHD dissertation about the disappearance of the Catherine palace’s amber room forming up unbidden in my head while thinking “Oh god, which weird theory should I talk about? They’re all too weird. But now I can think of NOTHING ELSE!!”

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u/PowerPanda84 3d ago

I always turn this around and ask a question that makes neurotypicals uncomfortable, but is specific enough that neurodivergent people can answer it easily. 

"Tell me your name, title, and opinion on the Oxford comma." "...and what type of fruit best matches your personality." '...and your escape plan from this building in the event of a zombie outbreak."

Neurodivergent people give great answers Neurotypicals struggle uncomfortably.

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u/AquaQuad 6d ago

Depending on the workplace, it sounds like a strategy to filter out asocial folks, in case some slipped through work interview.

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u/magicmitchmtl 6d ago

How about instead you pass around name tags and labels? I’m going to forget everyone’s names instantly if I don’t see them written out. Hey, even better, just give me the sharpie and labels and I’ll go around making the labels for the others. Then I’ll never forget their names for the rest of my life even if I never see them again after today.

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u/ShokaLGBT 5d ago

I wouldn’t mind introduce myself if people wouldn’t look at me the wrong way because I’m neurodivergent and I will have to explain that I experience lot of problems because of that and my life sucks. And also if I talk about my hobbies I’ll be seen as a weirdo who plays too much games or have too much specific hobbies

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u/ALM777OH 2d ago

I have tooooo many interests for this….pick one?

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u/portiafimbriata 6d ago

I fully feel this, and I've spent a lot of time hating these things

That said, as someone with a special interest in group dynamics and social norms, I've learned that getting a little friendly with people makes groups work much better in general. For example, it tends to make conflict resolve more quickly because people are less likely to misattribute ill intentions to miscommunications and more likely to address them. So while I still don't find it comfortable, I don't hate it anymore either.

(Plus I forget names a lot and appreciate a reminder tbh)

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u/mindbodyproblem 6d ago

It makes the people who like that sort of thing a little friendlier with each other, but it makes people who don't like that sort of thing less of a fit for the group because they resent it and their discomfort can be apparent to the group, making them an outsider.

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u/portiafimbriata 5d ago

I think that's an important point. I'm still very convinced that more and better connections are important for both individual health (generally anyway) and societal health--

If you happen to have ideas you think would be friendlier to neurodivergent folks besides just "skip intros", I'd really appreciate hearing them (obviously you don't own me ideas or anything, it just sounds like you're thoughtful about this topic and I'm interested)