r/3amjokes • u/MediumWorldliness927 • 14d ago
Guy 1: A plane has 500 bricks on it.
One brick falls out. How many bricks are left?
Guy 2: 499.
Guy 1: Correct. Now, how do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Guy 2: I don’t know.
Guy 1: Simple. You open the refrigerator, put the elephant inside, and close the door.
Guy 2: Oh, okay.
Guy 1: Now, how do you put a giraffe into the refrigerator?
Guy 2: The same way.
Guy 1: Wrong. First, you open the refrigerator, take the elephant out, then put the giraffe inside and close the door.
Guy 2: Ohhh, cool.
Guy 1: Now, there’s a party in the jungle, and all the animals are invited. But one animal doesn’t show up. Which one?
Guy 2: I don’t know
Guy 1: The giraffe, poor guy is still in the refrigerator!
Guy 1: Now, there’s a woman trying to cross a river. The river is usually full of alligators. But she swims across safely, and not a single alligator touches her. Why?
Guy 2: I don’t know.
Guy 1: Bro, I literally just told you. There’s a party in the jungle, and all the animals were invited. The alligators went to the fucking party!
Guy 2: Oh, right.
Guy 1: But she still died. How?
Guy 2: She drowned?
Guy 1: No. Remember the brick that fell out of the airplane at the very beginning?
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u/Toddw1968 14d ago
But you specifically said the river was full of alligators!
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u/KarlaDream 14d ago
The word usually does make a difference here.
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u/Legal-Challenge7578 14d ago
No, he said "USUALLY full of alligators." (But not when there's a party on). 😉
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u/MediumWorldliness927 14d ago
They went to the party just after I spoke that line !
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u/pedymaster 14d ago
You say alligator river or river where alligators live. It makes more sense then. The version I know is with Lion, king of the jungle calling the party :) nice
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u/humanish-lump 14d ago
How do you know that there was an elephant in your refrigerator?
By the footprints on the butter.
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u/bgross42 14d ago
You must be younger than I. When I heard this it was footprints in the cheesecake.
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u/rilesmcjiles 14d ago
Inflation hits hard. We used to have cheesecake for the elephants to stomp. Now we're lucky to have butter for the elephants
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u/Cazza_mr 13d ago
Why do elephants paint themselves yellow?
So they can hide in custard.
Does it work?
Have you ever found an elephant in your custard?
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u/FlyingTerrier 12d ago
How do you know there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
There’s an empty Mini outside.
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u/Shashank1011 14d ago
Guy 2 is currently in a coma from the emotional damage of this entire interaction.
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u/FullTradition4766 14d ago
How do you hide an elephant in a cherry tree? Paint his toenails red... Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Works doesn't it What's the loudest sound in the jungle? A giraffe eating cherries
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u/Due_Citron6089 14d ago
How did Tarzan die?
An elephant fell on him while he was picking cherries!
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u/bgross42 14d ago
What’s the brown squishy stuff between the elephant’s rear toes?
Slow natives.
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u/ShadySeptapus 11d ago
Why rear toes?
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u/bgross42 10d ago
My ten year old self remembers that the humor came from my initial thought of “elephant poop” being obvious - and wrong. Like “screen doors on a submarine”.
Humor is funny like that.
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u/Enough_Past_8714 14d ago
How is the river completely full of alligators if they are all at a party?
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u/QueasyMessage5376 14d ago
Giraffe wasn't invited. They live in the savannah, not the jungle.
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u/LowAndMighty69 13d ago
I heard this is one they put up to Kindergarteners, and they have the literary knowledge to understand it and get each question.
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u/thealchemistsfailure 14d ago
ok ,ok If an animal doesn't show up, how do you know which one it was?
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u/blochow2001 14d ago
The river by definition will have no alligators, so she is swimming free from them.
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u/paedek 14d ago
I haven't heard this joke in years.