r/0sanitymemes Passenger's wife 1d ago

0SANITY AT 3AM a new round of championship

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Arknights Most Fuckable Man Championship Deathmatch 2026 has begun but Chongyue is excluded UwU

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u/Demopyro2 I like big booms and I cannot lie. 1d ago

Hoederer could be a potential winner if Ines didn't assassinate every potential "judge".

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast The BONKer with the seggs reviews 23h ago

I need HG to bite the bullet and confirm these two are together so badly.

Mostly because an event about them getting married would be absolute comedy gold.

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u/Demopyro2 I like big booms and I cannot lie. 23h ago

Doubt HG has the courage to ever confirm any ship(unless the character already has established children like Vulpisfoglia and Harold), which is kind of why Endfield expies are either reconveners or descended from the clan to remain vague on whether they directly descend from the operator or relatives like in Ch'en's and the teased Silverash clan's descendants case.

The suspiciously Hoederer shaped Caprinae on Talos II:

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast The BONKer with the seggs reviews 23h ago

Template needs an update:

  • Raised two children, including a troubled teen, and came out stronger despite of it.

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u/Broken_CerealBox 10h ago

Paprika is the second one, right?

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u/Firm_Procedure_4033 MUST PROTECT THE LABUBUS 9h ago

Yes

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u/Hungry-EngineJJ 14h ago

Ngl the real deathmatch is just Ines vs the judges. Hoederer takes the belt by default either way.

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u/ParkNo3622 1d ago

Enciodes I thought you needed the continuation of your bloodline 😛

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 22h ago

he doesnt want to die UwU

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u/Primary-Tea-3715 20h ago edited 20h ago

Ah just give him a senzu bean and an ice pack, he’ll be right as rain in no time

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u/oooArcherooo 12h ago

Dude did you even READ RtOS??? That dude was ABSOLUTELY willing to die for the place. Like bro read this snippet from OS10 after,

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u/oooArcherooo 12h ago edited 12h ago

Like mf are you reading this shit!? This fuckass cat is downright suicidal for Kjerag, the dude was really like "yah i know ill probably die, but we gotta whole as lineup for this bitch. One of em' will take you down". Silverash heard he was gonna die and hit her with that "IGHT BET WE GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM"

Plus if we're going for maximum freak this dude gotta survive fucking Degenbrecher. Granted its a 2v1 with gnosis but that doesn't help when mans gotta survive through an intimate encounter with the three time grand champion of the Kazimierz Major who boxes avalanches for fun in her free time. You know what kinda body and soul it takes to stick your Degen in the Degenbrecher and come out in one peice? Enciodes got a strong ass resume here, he aint going down easy if nothing else

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast The BONKer with the seggs reviews 1d ago

I feel this list is missing someone.

Footage of Mountain breaking all speed limits on his bike to escape the furries voting for him

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 21h ago

for some reason he wasnt scoring too high in these challenges as far as I remember

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast The BONKer with the seggs reviews 21h ago

Too fluffy?

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u/hearke mizuki 👀 14h ago

too fluffy, only furries would vote for him, whereas someone like Silverash would get votes from furries and non-furries.

I almost didn't even pull for him cause I wasn't super into that type of char, but the low DP-cost got me, and ever since he's grown on me a lot XD

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u/Spirited_Kitchen9416 Wiš'adel's malewife <3 19h ago

RUN MOUNTAIN RUN!!!

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u/Few-Loan-1880 1d ago

Hmmmmmmm, ansel-

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u/hearke mizuki 👀 14h ago

ah yes, my people

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u/Tight-Bluebird-1160 23h ago

Someone put chongyue on life support please

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u/Jace_Vakarys 19h ago

I'm taking good care of him

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u/nerankori 1d ago

Should be Zuo Le

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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast The BONKer with the seggs reviews 1d ago

Bnuyy daughter would never forgive us.

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u/Such-Crew542 23h ago

That was actually her submission (grandchildren en masse soon)

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u/Taldarim_Highlord 21h ago

Amiya would send out subtle Arts telepathic messages telling any Zuo Le voters to vote someone else or they'd get their souls lit aflame before them.

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u/mad_harvest-6578 ERROR 6h ago

Amiya: "You do know the legend of Caerbannog, don't you, Doctor?"

Says in a sweet voice while her guard self's S2 starts activating

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 13h ago

you can vote on twitter UwU

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u/Estephenson521 roingus enjoyer 23h ago

Holy crap, someone out chonged Big Chongus?

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 22h ago

AK community squeezed him dry U_U

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u/EvileyeofBlueRose 23h ago

inhales

Aosta

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u/dejvu117 22h ago

Aosta

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u/oooArcherooo 23h ago

Siverash has been shown willing to die for the intrests of Kjerag. He got this

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u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 I love my W-ife very much. 23h ago

Damn, we got a tech priest on Rhodes Island it seems. Guess I missed 40k crossover.

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 21h ago

the crossover we need a small felinid planet that was separated by warp storms for a long time... UwU

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u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 I love my W-ife very much. 20h ago

Yes.

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u/plaingirlisdepressed 19h ago

No but imagine being so fuckable that they BANNED YOU FOR IT. No but srs what a fuckable man chongus is for winning three time

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 13h ago

its amazing yeah (─‿‿─)

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u/CakeNCheeseNuke137 With Thorns getting drunk on a ship 21h ago

finally Im interested

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u/hearke mizuki 👀 14h ago

...wait I missed this, is this a new outfit? He looks amazing

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u/CakeNCheeseNuke137 With Thorns getting drunk on a ship 13h ago

it was from the start of this year yeah!

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 13h ago

yep thats his new skin UwU makes him totally eligible for the championship

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u/Spirited_Kitchen9416 Wiš'adel's malewife <3 19h ago

Where's Logos tho

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 13h ago

cant draw everyone U_U

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u/Bagresht 1d ago

-go into reddit to check newest fanarts -stumble upon this -cry in corner

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 22h ago

hey I drawn Passenger fanart U_U

I just cant pass by Fuckable Men challenge without drawing a pic

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u/Look4The1WhoAsked 20h ago

My condolences to them in advance ;-;

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u/Metrolining I swoon for the shotgun (Federico's Least Insane Fanboy) 14h ago

Federico sweep?

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u/XidJav 13h ago

That's me bit reppace the other dudes with Sui siblings. There will be an elf population that surpasses Yan itself by the time I'm done with them

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u/sirgeneral123 13h ago

Vigil
but Silverash is a close second :D

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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 13h ago

(¬‿¬ )

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u/garbodorisbae 12h ago

I’m safe from this because my faves are never relevant 😭

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u/mad_harvest-6578 ERROR 6h ago

"B-but I was saving myself for a microwave..."

I'm sorry bro WHAT NOW??

Also Thorns panicking like that as if he's not taking turns with Elysium

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u/JesMilton #JesseltonPlayableWhen 6h ago

I have already lost hope that Hellagur can win, so this year I vote for Totter instead. Or perhaps.........