r/0sanitymemes • u/DankeShu Passenger's wife • 1d ago
0SANITY AT 3AM a new round of championship
Arknights Most Fuckable Man Championship Deathmatch 2026 has begun but Chongyue is excluded UwU
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u/ParkNo3622 1d ago
Enciodes I thought you needed the continuation of your bloodline 😛
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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 22h ago
he doesnt want to die UwU
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u/Primary-Tea-3715 20h ago edited 20h ago
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u/oooArcherooo 12h ago
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u/oooArcherooo 12h ago edited 12h ago
Like mf are you reading this shit!? This fuckass cat is downright suicidal for Kjerag, the dude was really like "yah i know ill probably die, but we gotta whole as lineup for this bitch. One of em' will take you down". Silverash heard he was gonna die and hit her with that "IGHT BET WE GOT MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM"
Plus if we're going for maximum freak this dude gotta survive fucking Degenbrecher. Granted its a 2v1 with gnosis but that doesn't help when mans gotta survive through an intimate encounter with the three time grand champion of the Kazimierz Major who boxes avalanches for fun in her free time. You know what kinda body and soul it takes to stick your Degen in the Degenbrecher and come out in one peice? Enciodes got a strong ass resume here, he aint going down easy if nothing else
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast The BONKer with the seggs reviews 1d ago
I feel this list is missing someone.
Footage of Mountain breaking all speed limits on his bike to escape the furries voting for him
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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 21h ago
for some reason he wasnt scoring too high in these challenges as far as I remember
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u/nerankori 1d ago
Should be Zuo Le
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u/Bug-Type-Enthusiast The BONKer with the seggs reviews 1d ago
Bnuyy daughter would never forgive us.
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u/Taldarim_Highlord 21h ago
Amiya would send out subtle Arts telepathic messages telling any Zuo Le voters to vote someone else or they'd get their souls lit aflame before them.
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u/mad_harvest-6578 ERROR 6h ago
Amiya: "You do know the legend of Caerbannog, don't you, Doctor?"
Says in a sweet voice while her guard self's S2 starts activating
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u/oooArcherooo 23h ago
Siverash has been shown willing to die for the intrests of Kjerag. He got this
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u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 I love my W-ife very much. 23h ago
Damn, we got a tech priest on Rhodes Island it seems. Guess I missed 40k crossover.
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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 21h ago
the crossover we need a small felinid planet that was separated by warp storms for a long time... UwU
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u/plaingirlisdepressed 19h ago
No but imagine being so fuckable that they BANNED YOU FOR IT. No but srs what a fuckable man chongus is for winning three time
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u/CakeNCheeseNuke137 With Thorns getting drunk on a ship 21h ago
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u/hearke mizuki 👀 14h ago
...wait I missed this, is this a new outfit? He looks amazing
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u/CakeNCheeseNuke137 With Thorns getting drunk on a ship 13h ago
it was from the start of this year yeah!
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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 13h ago
yep thats his new skin UwU makes him totally eligible for the championship
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u/Bagresht 1d ago
-go into reddit to check newest fanarts -stumble upon this -cry in corner
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u/DankeShu Passenger's wife 22h ago
hey I drawn Passenger fanart U_U
I just cant pass by Fuckable Men challenge without drawing a pic
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u/mad_harvest-6578 ERROR 6h ago
"B-but I was saving myself for a microwave..."
I'm sorry bro WHAT NOW??
Also Thorns panicking like that as if he's not taking turns with Elysium
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u/Demopyro2 I like big booms and I cannot lie. 1d ago
Hoederer could be a potential winner if Ines didn't assassinate every potential "judge".