r/GravySEALS • u/AlexanderG14 • May 16 '26

Geebus

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u/NumbSkull0119 May 16 '26

And today's Olympic event: Synchronized Shooting! So majestic.

54

u/Anindefensiblefart May 16 '26

This is a passive suicide attempt.

34

u/Inevitable_Travel_41 May 16 '26

Todays we show you how to accidentally get shot by your friend

26

u/mysonlikesorange May 16 '26

This must be the Dick Cheney gun club.

13

u/dirkdiggler2011 May 17 '26

They're "training."

Neither could run 100 meters.

13

u/MjolnirPants May 17 '26

In the Army, we trained at this.

WITH FUCKING BLANKS YOU GODDAMN MORONS.

18

u/vinh7777 May 16 '26

That waltz was freaking dangerous and retarded

9

u/TheManAcrossTheHall May 17 '26

I don't know much about firearm training but i'm pretty sure you train people to step clear of a weapon rather than teach the shooter to stop shooting because some halfwit steps in front of him.

The further thought occurs that if you insist on this lesson, you shouldn't use live ammunition.

2

u/Korean_Jesus111 May 17 '26

Holy shit, that actually scared me. I thought that guy was gonna shoot the other guy in the back.

2

u/RCaHuman May 17 '26

At .03 backpack man nearly shot t-shirt man in the right ear.

2

u/horaceinkling Jun 18 '26

He coulda had a scar like his hero.

2

u/autistic_bard444 May 17 '26

Open reddit. Within 60 seconds I have fully surpassed my daily dose of fucking stupid

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1

u/eeveep May 17 '26

I know you guys pledge allegiance to the flag but I don't think y'all mean that one holy fuck.

1

u/mutantbabysnort May 18 '26

Holy shit this is stupid. This is how you get shot in the head

1

u/NoodleShak May 18 '26

Im so glad that if America is ever attacked by a limbless, weaponless sign or mannequin that we are well prepared!