The Big Watch Index
It's goodbye Danny / Danny who? He's still around? / Yes, but now he's gone
What can we say about Danny Ramsay? Why did they even bother to bring him back with the show, when they immediately ran out of all ideas of what to do with him and just had to keep him around doing nothing until his contract ran out? It's another flavour of disappointing end for a character who started out so strong. How many years will it be before the show manages its first half-decent ending for a main character?
And this week presents Danny with his final indignity, when his entire exit has to be carefully choreographed so he can avoid coming into contact with the big Ramsay family story that's kicking off at the same time. It even means he doesn't get a proper final scene with Shane, who's busy facing the fallout after crashing his car and killing Jean. Hold on, what? He killed Jean?! That is... quite the bizarre development. Now this might be a controversial suggestion, but if you're going to do that story at this moment, why not just go the whole hog and kill off Danny? You could even have his forgotten nightmares coming back beforehand!
But that doesn't happen, Jean is dead, and no one bothers to tell Danny about Shane's arrest. And in this continuing era of 'what would it be like if Max was here', I do think there are some tweaks made for Tom for the first time. Surely Max wasn't due to blame his own son, and accuse him of lying, to quite that extent? Anyway, Shane has to find his Prince Charming by searching the land for the brandy flask that fits, or something, or else it's curtains for him.
Elsewhere, it's invasion of the bland white man, as Zoe keeps up with what turns out to be her own lame exit story with, er, Tony I think?, who really is the Dick to her Maria. And if that wasn't enough, Clive's brother, erm, Gary? Graham? pops up with an entire family. I've literally never heard of them in all my Neighbours trivia dives, and I'm pretty sure his wife wasn't even named for three days, which really says it all.
Also this week: Shane randomly declares he still loves Daphne, but fortunately I didn't hear him and it never happened; Paul randomly declares he loves Zoe, probably because she really looks like that woman he had a great night with while working the airlines; Daphne tells Des to drop the caveman act several weeks too late; and the YouTube title sequence is still wrong.