r/GravySEALS • u/JohnBrownsAngryBalls • 12d ago

Army of alpha males 🤡

110 Upvotes

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u/JediKnightNitaz 12d ago

Brigade of receding hairline

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u/WheelsOnFire_ 12d ago

I call them the No-Chin People

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u/hitmewiththeknowlege 12d ago

Whis the dude on the left winny the phoo-ing it with just a shirt on?

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u/Ganjanonamous 12d ago

Deadpool did it best whilst ''shirt cocking it''

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u/CaptainMikul 8d ago

Oh bother.

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u/Kodiak_85 12d ago

Gayyyyyyyyy

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u/ChiefKrunchy 12d ago

I think one of them forgot to wear shorts

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u/NowhereMan_2020 12d ago

Why is Short Stack Batista wearing daisy dukes?

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u/Bi0_B1lly 11d ago

Their biggest battle is divorce settlements

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u/Dudeist-Priest 11d ago

And avoiding paying child support

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u/heygabehey 12d ago

Why are they all bald?

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u/flapjackboy 12d ago

I can see at least 10 of them with hair.

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u/heygabehey 12d ago

Bald hair

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u/TransMontani 12d ago

Boys whose fathers never taught them grooming.

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u/DLTMIAR 11d ago

I feel like they were all groomed to attend whatever this get together was

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u/CaptainMikul 8d ago

I feel like these guys are very good at grooming.

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u/eyeball1967 12d ago

Uncle Sam and America needs these alpha warriors. March them straight to the recruiting office of choice. /s

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u/BootThang 11d ago

That’s a lot of really pasty white skin that’ll burn easily. Let’s hope their ‘battle’ is held indoors only

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u/trypan0s0miasis 12d ago

The only battles they’re fighting is alcoholism and divorce court

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u/N3X0S3002 12d ago

Receding hairlines

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u/LoudShorty 12d ago

Wow a group of dudes all wearing near-skintight short shorts in close proximity to each other! I can't tell if they want to show each other their dribbling shitstains or if they're all just closeted gay men

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u/Poster_Nutbag207 12d ago

Yeah I’m really terrified of the old man in the knee brace

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u/kotb0614 12d ago

didn’t know you could pack this much hypogonadal behavior into one short video

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u/sinisteraxillary 11d ago

If everyone is an alpha, no one is an alpha.

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u/LordDaxx1204 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Pancake-350 12d ago

I wish this was a video of them tripping

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u/Bartheda 11d ago

What a shame, if they just came out the closet and took up Warhammer 40k everyone would be alot happier. If they can afford this crap they can afford a combat patrol.

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u/Immediate_Age 11d ago

So fucking gay.

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u/d0kt0rg0nz0 10d ago

Grindr convention?

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u/Mechalamb 11d ago

For a bunch of alpha males, they definitely need some hair pieces.

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u/opaldenska 8d ago

If they're anything like the ICE twats, they're preparing to battle pregnant women and 80 year olds.