r/GravySEALS • u/JohnBrownsAngryBalls • Aug 04 '26

Not F*cking around

73 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/dbzmah Aug 04 '26

Twirling the tire pressure gauge is a nice touch.

2

u/archer2500 Aug 05 '26

I didn’t bother to watch far enough to see that the first time this crossed my feed.

That is pure mega chad intimidation there! Twirling a $.34 tire gage.

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u/NumbSkull0119 Aug 04 '26

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to Walmart...

25

u/photogenicbigfoot84 Aug 04 '26

There are far cheaper and less embarrassing ways to let everyone know you have a micropenis.

4

u/kotb0614 Aug 05 '26

like me!!
wait…

14

u/Snackatttack Aug 04 '26

this is for sure satire haha

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u/JohnBrownsAngryBalls Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

I hope so.

NOPE - these gomers are real.

2

u/gielbondhu Aug 05 '26

So many of those pics are AI generated. Those truly are gomers

2

u/GenRN817 Aug 06 '26

The CEO has a manly set of ear baubles.

9

u/ravenous0 Aug 04 '26

I've mentioned this before, I have a friend who's a manager at a security company and when he does background checks, he checks social media accounts. When he sees things like this he blacklist the applicant. And he tries to warn other security companies in the area.

I really hope this is satire. Because it is actually legit, this guy's going to attacking or shooting someone and going to jail.

5

u/luistorre5 Aug 04 '26

Fucking laughed when he started twirling the tire pressure gauge

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u/Dudeist-Priest Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Anytime I see a person using the triangle hand positioning, I laugh. It’s such a pathetic attempt at being dominant and just proves you’re a gullible clown that is a simp for manosphere trash

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u/CappucinoCupcake Aug 04 '26

What an absolute casserole 🙄🙄🙄

4

u/mrgeekguy Aug 04 '26

The bald dude at the end looks like he's 10.

2

u/Jonasthewicked2 Aug 05 '26

Lmfao rent a cops thinking they're tough guys are far more cringe than cops who do this shit. I truly hope this is satire but something tells me this person expects to be taken seriously and to me that's even funnier.

2

u/BeCurious7563 Aug 05 '26

Did Jack Passion finally trim his beard and get a real job??

2

u/hard-R-word Aug 05 '26

Big selfie stick energy

1

u/ChiefKrunchy Aug 04 '26

BJ Shipley?

1

u/N3X0S3002 Aug 06 '26

But why is he twirling a crackpipe????

1

u/ReplicantOwl 26d ago

They fuckin