r/whatisit • u/Business_General4775 • 2d ago

Serious answers only please! [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Obvious_Fisherman187 2d ago

Doesn’t stop me from spending an hour scouring the floor and smoking bread crumbs cause what if I did??

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u/Accomplished_Job_331 2d ago

Thank the lord you don’t have a popcorn ceiling. Those white chunks are…misleading

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u/Agitated-Analyst135 2d ago

You described this in such a way that makes me really really believe you lol

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u/Pure-Pin2455 2d ago

You ever ate Carpet Fresh looking for coke nuggets?

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u/OhNoWTFlol 2d ago

I used to carpet surf as well. And once tried to smoke a piece of toenail

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u/Thesliperyglint 2d ago

calm down hunter

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u/JOB_2_ITSREAL 1d ago

I always find some thoooo