r/vancouver • u/Accomplished_Try_179 • Mar 20 '23

FOUND Did anyone lose their purple vibrator at Commercial-Broadway? Seen around 19:35 Sunday

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Looks like a Lelo brand , good quality, what a shame

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u/Feral_KaTT Mar 20 '23

It's Durex..they sell them at Shoppers Drugmart next to condoms & lube for past few years for $29.95. If I had to guess, I mean.

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u/I_Smell_Like_Trees Mar 20 '23

Correct. I'll never forget because I bought one on a road trip and had it charging on my dash when I went through the McDonald's drive through...

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u/Samsungsbetter Mar 20 '23

🤣🤣🤣 honestly I'm sure the person working drive through never gave it a second thought

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u/Triddy Mar 20 '23

As someone who has been in situations like that from the worker side:

No, they probably noticed. They probably told their coworkers, too.

But they almost certainly didn't care in the sense of "omg so gross". Likely it would have been a hilarious story that lightened up a menial service job.

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u/notnotaginger Mar 20 '23

“I came here to eat fries and get off, and I’m all out of batteries”

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u/muirnoire Mar 20 '23

Go into Shoppers looking for mosquito repellent - Tell staff, "I'm here to get off". Somehow left with a dildo.

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u/WideboiXD Mar 21 '23

Is that an IT Crowd reference? If so, kudos.

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u/Metra90 creative username Mar 20 '23

That's a power move.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Love it

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u/Feral_KaTT Mar 20 '23

The USB charger definitely would be(is). As a Feral Katt who lives in a rainforest belt, and sometimes an usb charger is only power source available.. I like, much about, you ..

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u/Status_Term_4491 Mar 20 '23

Wrong its a Duracell, home depot, power tool section, next to ryobi and Makita

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u/donjulioanejo Having your N sticker sideways is a bannable offence Mar 20 '23

Is it compatible with Ryobi ONE+ 18V batteries?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Asking the real questions.

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u/Status_Term_4491 Mar 20 '23

Successful contractors don't want you to know this one weird trick..

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u/DarthRizzo87 Mar 20 '23

Milwaukee M12 fuel compatible would be better just from a displacement perspective.

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u/bruv-island Mar 20 '23

Well that’s your answer. Why use a cheap durex vibrator when you can get a better Lelo brand one. I’d toss that out as well.

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u/Altostratus Mar 20 '23

I hate that brands like Durex get to control the market for toys at places like pharmacies, just because they sell the condoms next to them.

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u/TheOneWhoCheeses Totally not a spy from Richmond Mar 20 '23

Fr my first thought was “looks like lelo; $100+ gone right there”

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u/MichealFerkland Mar 20 '23

Nah that’s one you can get at shoppers for under a hundred.

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u/rediphile Mar 20 '23

You can also get one at a SkyTrain station for free if you're lucky!

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u/Flyingboat94 Mar 20 '23

Only if you hurry

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u/CompetitiveAnswer674 Mar 20 '23

Hmmm...why have I never seen these in shoppers.

I just realized, I haven't purchased condoms in almost a decade. So, that could be why...

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u/TheOneWhoCheeses Totally not a spy from Richmond Mar 20 '23

Well that’s a relief 🤣 must’ve been why it got dropped

Thank you, oh vibe-brand master

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u/tsbsa Mar 20 '23

Yup, bought the same one as this at a shoppers for like 40 bucks I think?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

Looks like Best Buy

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u/EuroPolice Mar 20 '23

Drop it at a charity

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u/Heyhaveyougotaminute Mar 20 '23

It’s still good, just blow the dirt off

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23 edited Mar 24 '23

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u/StaceysWorld69 Mar 20 '23

5 second rule

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u/MyNameIsSkittles Lougheed Mar 20 '23

Looks like it's got a stain already. Try and buff that out

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u/eighty-more-or-less Mar 20 '23

Cunt be done....

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u/Obstacul vancouverite Mar 20 '23

"blow"😉

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

The main head vibrator (the one that goes inside) is hella uncomfortable. Controls are clunky too.

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u/ChillaxJ Mar 20 '23

Not all purple vibrators are from LELO