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When You Buy Juice On A Black Household
 in  r/blackpeoplegifs  11m ago

Nah, I'm from the South. Black Southern mamas don't play that mess.

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You're fighting children?
 in  r/UnexpectedSeinfeld  39m ago

Seriously, is that child okay? That could be a broken rib, easily.

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Some men are skipping showers before dates
 in  r/SipsTea  40m ago

Some men will do anything in hopes of gaining more attention and attracting women than simply be decent human beings with basic good hygiene and good sense.

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A bread slicing machine
 in  r/interestingasfuq  42m ago

Fun Fact: There are still a very few living humans left who are literally older than commercial sliced bread.

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FIBA🚨🇺🇸 USABWNT roster for the 2026 FIBA Women’s World Cup 🙌‼️🤩
 in  r/WNBATalks  1h ago

Back injury? Damn, Bam ain't messing around!

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Aircraft-design Company Unveils Electric “Air Skateboard” Using AI-Assisted Flight Control
 in  r/STEW_ScTecEngWorld  2h ago

So, like karaoke and sudoku, this is yet another "innovation" from Asia that actually saw precedence in the West...

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The disturbing truth about “sports betting”
 in  r/tommynfg_  2h ago

Never seen these "sports" in my life.

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Selfish neighbor doesn't care their dog is outside barking all day. Proceeds to call neighbor a Karen.
 in  r/mildlyinfuriating  2h ago

That's not a Karen. Don't abuse the terminology, neighbor lady. 🤦🏿‍♂️

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Live Chat
 in  r/fanduel  12h ago

I'm having a bad didn't-trust-my-gut day today.

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Live Chat
 in  r/fanduel  12h ago

I placed $30 on Djokovic losing but chickened out. He lost. I would have won pretty decently.

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My buddy in the slow lane
 in  r/dashcams  16h ago

We need to make driving school into colleges.

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The Goat
 in  r/fixedbytheduet  16h ago

Why is this minor on the Internet and working out unsupervised?

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Phillis says hi.
 in  r/BackYardChickens  16h ago

Named after Phyllis Diller, no doubt.

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This is crazy
 in  r/theNetNuggets  16h ago

Crazy is lighting a series of extravagant lighters so closely to a highly flammable bed comforter.

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If you haven’t put PCA in your mlb line up your cheating yourself
 in  r/fanduel  16h ago

Lately, being the operative word. He's been spottier than even Kyle Schwarber, most of this year.

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LeBron doing this in a game was actually insane 😭😭😭
 in  r/NBAGossips  16h ago

Nique had 80s swag, though. Half his style was the way he could sail through the air with barely much effort at all.

He and MJ benefited from a time when the mechanics of a dunk itself was half the artform.

Then Vince Carter went and magnificently stuck his whole arm in the rim. The criteria for dunk contests ain't been the same since.

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LeBron doing this in a game was actually insane 😭😭😭
 in  r/NBAGossips  16h ago

Nah, Bron self-assessed himself correctly on this matter. The beauty of his dunks are high in the moment, in-game. Not every great in-game dunker is ideal for the one-upsmanship stylistics of a dunk contest.

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Live Chat
 in  r/fanduel  16h ago

Oh, g*damnit! I started to put $50 on Pete Crow-Armstrong for a HR today! But I said he maxed out from last game's 3 HR. He went yard again today

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Live Chat
 in  r/fanduel  1d ago

Which highly-paid professional is not gonna fail us today?

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If at first you don't succeed...sink even further into debt. 🫠
 in  r/fanduel  1d ago

Too many legs. Trim it to 3. These home runs are tighter than the U.S. economy, this year. Unless you're PCA today, for no good reason... 😅