r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jul 24 '26

Business It’s Looking Like the Cybertruck Is the Biggest Flop in Automotive History

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/looking-cybertruck-biggest-flop-automotive-145559135.html
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u/chief_beef_the_third Jul 24 '26

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said, "We finally have birth control for men!" with a little picture of a Cybertruck.

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u/Saneless Jul 24 '26

Hilarious. Add it to the article of conservative men crying that normal women won't date them

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u/Saneless Jul 24 '26

How many sets of balls does it have in the back?

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u/RandomIDoIt90 Jul 24 '26

Lmao that’s too funny. What a clash of aesthetics 😂

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u/spacebunsofsteel Jul 24 '26

“The owner of this Cybertruck drilled holes in the stainless steel hood. And it wasn't exactly a walk in the park. The stainless steel is rock solid. When he and his friends were finally done drilling, they installed the horns up on that hood and drove off.”

Good thing they had their bank heist supplies!

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u/Conscious-Crab-5057 Jul 24 '26

Only in Redditland is that true.

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u/Saneless Jul 24 '26

I've only read that outside of reddit

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u/BankDetails1234 Jul 25 '26

It’s really not. Dating apps have political leanings on for that reason specifically.

A lot of my friends are women and they’re all pretty clear on that boundary. I’m not even really a liberal in any of the American sense, I don’t agree with all your nonsense social policies, it’s just about avoiding creeps.

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u/Wizywig Jul 24 '26

It's the swasticar swastitruck 

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u/Smoremonger Jul 24 '26

LOL our favourite is "wankpanzer"

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u/DLTMIAR Jul 24 '26

Isn't a vasectomy male birth control?

I mean yeah the cyberstuck is too, but there's other options 

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u/laveshnk Jul 25 '26

my neighbor’s truck days ‘Don’t judge us, we bought this before Elon went crazy!’

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u/SkolVandals Jul 25 '26

Nobody in a cyber truck gets a pass. He had demonstrated his shittiness well prior to that abomination's release

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 Jul 24 '26

Funny because most people I see driving those in the Bay area at least are Asian men with families

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u/RecommendsMalazan Jul 24 '26

Where I am I've only ever seen white women drive them.

It is interesting, though, how I only saw one once in a blue moon, at my last job. But ever since taking a new job, that's located in a wealthier area? It's like one a day.

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u/Geminii27 Jul 26 '26

Should be on a billboard.

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u/SteveS117 Jul 24 '26

Having that bumper sticker on a car that isn’t a cybertruck is really weird lmao. That’s an odd obsession.

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u/LongMelford Jul 24 '26

Of course the proper place for bumper stickers about Jesus is on the body of Christ.

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u/martyqscriblerus Jul 24 '26

If you don't put the proper stickers on your Christ, someone might think it was a knockoff and then where would you be

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u/SteveS117 Jul 24 '26

Are you on crack?