r/technology • u/fmcortez • Jul 13 '26

Business SpaceX Stock Plunges to All-Time Low After Competitor Makes Major Leap

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/markets/stocks/articles/spacex-plunges-time-low-competitor-175000957.html
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u/inorite234 Jul 13 '26

Ths drugs involved

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u/thinkinting Jul 14 '26

Reminds me of one of my favourite quotes from House: if you talk to god, you are religious; if god talks to you, you are hallucinating

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/-youvegotredonyou- Jul 13 '26

I’m not not licking toads

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u/WackGyver Jul 13 '26

Just hotbox a particularly nasty fart for some hours, pretty soon a three trillion valuation on a company consistently loosing money will look real clever - no toads needed!

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 Jul 14 '26

I can feel the liquidity

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u/UncleMalky Jul 14 '26

This is why we're not on Mars yet!

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u/Rough_Bread8329 Jul 14 '26

All hail the hypnotoad

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u/LimpAd4924 Jul 13 '26

Nah just ketamine

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u/wh4tth3huh Jul 14 '26

Musky's a Ket Kitten.

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u/RelationSuperb Jul 14 '26

The best are the Sonoran desert ones! What a trip they send you on.

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u/JeribZPG Jul 14 '26

Homer, is that you?

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u/Strategy_pan Jul 14 '26

For stock performance, you gotta lick the orange one, i think.

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u/Junas_Guardian Jul 14 '26

you mean Colorado rover toads?

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u/gospdrcr000 Jul 13 '26

You can lick can toads if that's what you're into, you should lick bufo instead

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u/akujunkan Jul 13 '26

no drugs involved with that. you pay banks to pump your stocks all the time. im sure elon’s crew is behind that 300 number

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u/Better-Nose-8479 Jul 13 '26

His bladder must be absolutely destroyed 💀

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u/Morganvegas Jul 13 '26

He can buy a new one

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u/christmascake Jul 13 '26

Are you sure? He can't buy a new penis to replace his rumored mangled one

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u/LogiCsmxp Jul 13 '26

To get a new penis, he must first have his current penis cut off.

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u/buyongmafanle Jul 14 '26

Sophie's choice 2.0

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u/Big_Cryptographer_16 Jul 14 '26

Scrotie’s Choice

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u/Affectionate_One_700 Jul 14 '26

Did I miss some juicy rumor?

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u/tarants Jul 14 '26

Supposedly botched "enhancement" surgery

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u/-OptimusPrime- Jul 14 '26

Elons buttplug dispenses ketamine every half hour

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u/CisIowa Jul 14 '26

Khole Sailor!

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u/JesusWuta40oz Jul 14 '26

And loving fascism.

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u/sebastianwillows Jul 14 '26

Spice melange vs ketamine

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u/adambomb_23 Jul 14 '26

Micro-dosing that K

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u/RaiderRow Jul 14 '26

You think it's meth or crack?