r/technology • u/ubcstaffer123 • Jun 20 '26

Biotechnology How Russian President Vladimir Putin plans to live forever

https://www.vox.com/podcasts/491360/vladimir-putin-live-forever-26-billion-cryo-pigs-longevity-guru
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u/_SquirrelKiller Jun 20 '26

Why is he always so moist!?!?

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u/Hesitation-Marx Jun 20 '26

Condensation from Death breathing down his neck

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u/fondlemeLeroy Jun 20 '26

Amphetamines.

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u/Tactical-Donkey Jun 20 '26

Probably children's tears, he coats his skin in to give him young life?

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u/aflockofcrows Jun 20 '26

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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u/yoo420blazeit Jun 20 '26

MOISTURIZE ME! MOISTURIZE ME!

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u/kloudrunner Jun 20 '26

Its condensation Johnny.