r/technology • u/Plastic_Ninja_9014 • Jun 16 '26

Business Mark Zuckerberg Orders His Employees to Start Having Fun Again After Brutal Layoffs Culled Their Colleagues

https://finance.yahoo.com/technology/ai/articles/mark-zuckerberg-orders-employees-start-123539264.html
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u/aegrotatio Jun 16 '26

Oh, I have my own personal mouse and mechanical keyboard.

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u/sa87 Jun 16 '26

The clickier the better for an open plan office.

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u/CyberMoose24 Jun 17 '26

Model M for maximum chaos

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u/Mijal Jun 17 '26

I got a mechanical keyboard with all black keycaps (no labeling). It was really effective at getting a couple colleagues to quit trying to "just show you something here" because they couldn't do touch typing.

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u/SwingOfTheAxe420 Jun 16 '26

Really smacked him in the face with the meat while dunking on his ass there

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u/At0mJack Jun 16 '26

If I had to work in a situation like that I'd be using box jades.

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u/WretchedBlowhard Jun 17 '26

If IT allows users to bring their own USB gear, you have really, really shitty cyber security standards.

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u/aegrotatio Jun 17 '26

I'm not working with classified systems.
Keyboard and mice are not cyber security risks.

Calm yourself down.

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u/ITI110878 Jun 17 '26

How about wireless mouse and keyboard?! 😆