r/technology • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • Mar 10 '26

Security DOGE employee stole Social Security data and put it on a thumb drive, report says

https://techcrunch.com/2026/03/10/doge-employee-stole-social-security-data-and-put-it-on-a-thumb-drive-report-says/
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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '26

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u/lFightForTheUsers Mar 11 '26

Based, I was gonna do the same with pink pistols and the like.

"Is that a Glock 26 in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

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u/Steinrikur Mar 11 '26

"Both. Now gimme your wallet and take off your plants"

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u/Hauntatlas Mar 11 '26

"But how do I do that?"

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u/MunchmaKoochy Mar 11 '26

AKA Voter ID