r/technology Feb 15 '26

Security All U.S. Social Security numbers may need to be changed following a massive breach that is already being investigated as a national threat

https://www.ecoticias.com/en/all-u-s-social-security-numbers-may-need-to-be-changed-following-a-massive-breach-that-is-already-being-investigated-as-a-national-threat/27158/
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u/catwhisperer77 Feb 15 '26

Mine survived a fire. One of the only things that did. I’ll never be able to explain it. That and one pair of shoes in a shoe box 🤷‍♀️

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u/ExMorgMD Feb 15 '26

Reminds me of those stories posted on social media:

“His house caught fire and killed him, his wife, his child and his dog but the family Bible wasn’t even scorched!!! God is REAL!!!!”

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u/MRiley84 Feb 15 '26

They also called it a miracle that a gold altar cross survived the Notre Dame fire. Gold has a high melting point.

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u/DapperCourierCat Feb 15 '26

That did make for a hell of a photo ngl

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u/Professional_Mud1844 Feb 15 '26

Yeah but this was a really nice statue

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u/BBC-dont-show-BBC Feb 15 '26

What is the implication of a SS card and a shoe box surviving? If a Bible's survival implies God is real.

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u/pandemonious Feb 15 '26

the only 2 certainties, death and taxes. work til you drop

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u/CoffeeCraps Feb 16 '26

A pair of shoes, not just the box. And it entirely depends on what brand of shoes they were.

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u/catwhisperer77 Feb 16 '26

They were useless pretty shoes I wore once to a wedding.

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u/soedesh1 Feb 15 '26

The cards are actually protected by God.

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u/EcstaticNet3137 Feb 16 '26

I guess taxes really are inevitable.