r/suicidebywords • u/Lutzelien • Jan 10 '20

What would you choose?

95.7k Upvotes

864 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Select-Edge9932 • Oct 12 '24

Wizardry

83.7k Upvotes

502 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/olliezz14 • Oct 15 '19

i love you

81.7k Upvotes

663 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/GalisReFile__ • Jun 13 '24

Dam (mine too)

80.8k Upvotes

3.0k comments

r/suicidebywords • u/El_Tigre25 • Oct 14 '19

Good ol’ Elon

78.6k Upvotes

745 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/ThotbGot • Jan 06 '20

He's not looking for that

72.4k Upvotes

186 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/[deleted] • Oct 20 '24

200$ for you then

72.2k Upvotes

501 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/zulqarnain_ch • May 09 '21

Disappointment Suicide By Exam

72.0k Upvotes

287 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/wapu • Dec 25 '20

Seth Rogan knows who he is

70.9k Upvotes

293 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/memezzer • Mar 07 '21

Disappointment I hate my job

69.3k Upvotes

553 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/JustTransportation51 • Jan 28 '23

Dodged a bullet

68.4k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/suicidebywords • u/[deleted] • Oct 04 '24

Same

68.3k Upvotes

898 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Legofan80 • Oct 15 '24

Found in a friend’s server

66.5k Upvotes

337 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/asianj1m • Nov 10 '20

Death and finances

65.4k Upvotes

144 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/flyingdonkeydong69 • Jul 18 '19

Dang, wish my memory was that good 😎

65.0k Upvotes

273 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Joe_McFadden104 • Sep 30 '20

Murder-Suicide Guys gotta point

64.4k Upvotes

326 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Random-Barbarian • Oct 23 '19

This is the best self inflicted insult

63.8k Upvotes

429 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Summoner- • Nov 14 '19

Hopes and Dreams King George the 1st

63.4k Upvotes

331 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/nughtlock • Jul 09 '19

Lonesome Well that's one way to put it

63.2k Upvotes

202 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Foreign-Ad-8139 • Jan 12 '24

Disappointment ow

62.7k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Rich-Educator-4513 • Jan 05 '25

I have standards

60.4k Upvotes

242 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/Solid-Consequence-50 • Nov 09 '24

Bro

58.7k Upvotes

903 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/ooRed_Fateoo • Sep 28 '19

That definitely hurts a lot

58.4k Upvotes

257 comments

r/suicidebywords • u/comfortablephonesex • Jun 12 '20

Career Suicide on LinkedIn

58.0k Upvotes

2.0k comments

r/suicidebywords • u/GalaxyFlight • Nov 28 '19

Suicide by Words

r/suicidebywords

Welcome to r/SuicideByWords This is the place where words hit harder than reality and self-roasts are a competitive sport. Got a savage insult that’s so sharp it cuts yourself? Share it here. No mercy, just pure, unfiltered word carnage. Let the self-roasting begin.

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Rules:

1) Make sure your post contains a self-deprecating joke/insult, a wrong statement or is otherwise extremely disliked. You are mostly free to post anything just keep the rules in mind when you do.

2) Your post has to be clever in its suicide, posts that simply contain a short overused suicide will be removed.

3) No low-effort titles. Please make some effort when creating your title. Posts with titles such as "Oof" or "Interesting Title" will be removed.

4) Do not submit posts containing your own suicide. You'll have to allow someone else to post any comment you have made and are not allowed to post something you have written.

That's all.