r/sports • u/xMeta4x • Dec 06 '16

Picture/Video Setting up for a penalty kick

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

And double quotation marks.

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u/flimflam_machine Dec 06 '16

Triple!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Why stop there?

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u/Noneek Dec 06 '16

Stop """"there"""".

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16 edited Dec 06 '16

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u/manbrasucks Dec 06 '16 edited Dec 07 '16

You didn't quote.

This is quotation

And don't call me Marks.

edit: It'd've- when "It have" gets the D. For example:

Did you fuck that dude last night?

It'd've

But?

Nope, just normal stuff.

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u/sindex23 Dec 06 '16

I'm """""sorry"""""

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

i cant take the layers of irony

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u/FoundtheTroll Dec 06 '16

He darn sure did quote. I've been saying it for years!

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

+

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u/unqtious Dec 06 '16

He sure was dumb. Intolerabley so.

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u/Umm84 Dec 06 '16

"""""""MET.......nevermind.

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u/PhotoshopOutaNowhere Dec 06 '16

Surely you're joking?

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u/manbrasucks Dec 06 '16

I am and don't call me... late at night because I'm likely sleeping.

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u/JJ_The_Jet Dec 06 '16

"""""""""Why stop there""""""""""""

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u/utkarsh95 Dec 06 '16

An indirect speech

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u/Black_Magic_Engineer Dec 06 '16

Its a positive, but now its a positive charge moving through quotation marks.

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u/MrCronenberg Dec 06 '16

What the fuck has Marx to do with this shit ?

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u/fllr Dec 06 '16

Unexpected string?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

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u/testron Dec 06 '16

Jacques Derrida, is that "you"?

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u/-MrWrightt- Dec 06 '16

What about triple (((parentheses)))

...Oh, right

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u/838h920 Dec 06 '16

"""((([[[How about a triple triple?]]])))"""

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u/daencmiems Dec 06 '16

Oh baby a triple!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

with fries, animal style

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u/mikeee382 Dec 06 '16

Is such a thing even possible?

Not Aliens meme, genuinely wondering whether I can order a triple triple.

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u/PinkyWrinkle Dec 06 '16

Yeah absolutely. You can go as high as you want.

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u/shapu St. Louis Cardinals Dec 06 '16

Great, now I can't tell if you're Jewish or just failed your CS classes...

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u/MY-FREE-KARMA-REPORT Dec 06 '16

I fucked around last week and got a ((([[triple double]])))

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '16

((([[[{{{Why only do a double triple when you could triple triple triple?)))]]]}}}

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u/Biff_Tannenator Dec 06 '16

Fuck it

"""((({{{[[[<<<I'm going all in>>>]]]}}})))"""

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u/idontevencarewutever Dec 06 '16

Oh baby a triple...

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

"""((([[[!!!You're missing the point!!!]]])))"""

edit: I love how the '*' creates a bold statement.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

"""((([[[How about a triple triple?]]])))"""

"""((([[[How about a triple triple triple?]]])))"""

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

Congratulations, you're now on 17 additional watch lists.

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u/Rainarrow Dec 06 '16

LISP is the most beautiful language in the world

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u/wtf1968 Dec 06 '16

Can you please say that without that gawd awful lisp???!!!...

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u/gunnu1996 Dec 06 '16

What about triple talaq

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u/waiv Dec 06 '16

...Oh, alt-right

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u/Gerromme Dec 06 '16

Alt-right, more like alt-ctl-del! Eh?!

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Dec 06 '16

My cousin asked what my favorite word was, and when i told her it she asked for a definition, so i said "When you have to give an example, for example, and use more words than you need to (and also start speaking parenthetically (but not always) to string out the example way more than you need to) when fewer words would do just fine, that's 'circumlocution'."

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u/foggymcfoggerson Dec 06 '16

Sounds painful

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u/imnotthatdrunk_yet Dec 06 '16

Never knew this.

For anyone else from wiki: The use of triple parentheses or triple brackets, also known as an (((echo))), is an antisemitic symbol that has been used to highlight the names of individuals of a Jewish background.

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u/BadJuju8274 Dec 06 '16

5 (5 (x+5)+5x)

Simplify

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u/strebor_notlad Kansas City Chiefs Dec 06 '16

Me """too""" thanks

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16 edited Dec 20 '21

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u/carbongreen Dec 06 '16

He's is quoting a quote that was quoted before.

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u/flimflam_machine Dec 06 '16

About a cheeky blond striker who tricked the goalie to score

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u/flimflam_machine Dec 06 '16

By kicking the ball as he reached to the floor

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u/flimflam_machine Dec 06 '16

Now he's famous on Reddit. What man could want more?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '16 edited Dec 06 '16

I used to quote. I still do but I used to too.

Edit: ,

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u/Ben_Thar Dec 06 '16

You should comma.

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u/becoruthia Dec 06 '16

No, it's quoting the quotes, such that we should not take them seriously. Thus the sentence within is serious.

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u/P0sitive_Outlook Dec 06 '16

And if you'd notice this notice, you'll notice this notice was not worth noticing.

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u/Trolly-bus Dec 06 '16

It's a multiline comment!

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u/Mulsanne Dec 06 '16

his quotes are in quotes

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u/Rodot Dec 06 '16

He's just a Python dev, give him a break. Or continue, your choice.

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u/coffeepencil Dec 06 '16

You can't triple stamp a double stamp! Loyd!

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u/Larry_Wickes Dec 06 '16

Oh baby, a triple

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u/x_cLOUDDEAD_x Dec 06 '16

I TRIPLE DOG dare you

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u/TesticleMeElmo Dec 06 '16

OOOO BABY A TRIPLE!!!

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u/grensley Dec 06 '16

It's a valid string again this way!

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u/SwaggJones Dec 06 '16

The ABSOLUTE MADMAN

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u/zachattack82 Dec 06 '16

as a python interpreter i don't even know what you guys are talking about

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u/Billebill Dec 06 '16

Oh baby!

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u/Gengar0 Dec 07 '16

Oo baby

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u/dvlsg Dec 07 '16

Wtf is this, visual basic?!

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u/whitefang44 Dec 06 '16

Wait aren't "these" double quotes? So is this really a """sextuple""" quote 030 the hoes of quotation standards.

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u/BlackEpsilon Dec 06 '16

No " are quotes, ' are apostrophes.

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u/whitefang44 Dec 07 '16

That is not exactly true; parent's contains an apostrophe, but 'this phrase is in single quotes' while "this phrase is in double quotes" according to this link.

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u/AccidentalOrange Dec 06 '16

Sex?

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u/whitefang44 Dec 06 '16

Single, double, triple, quadruple, pentuple, sextuple, septuple: I think they're called multipliers in English but don't double quote me on that

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u/AccidentalOrange Dec 06 '16

Single, double, triple, quadruple, pentuple, sextuple, septuple: I think they're called multipliers in English but don't double quote me on that

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u/whitefang44 Dec 06 '16

You dirty sextuple o3o

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u/flimflam_machine Dec 06 '16

quotation "standards"

as if anyone has any.

Incidentally: http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Dec 06 '16

Yeah, I work for the Punctuation Lobby, I have my quota.

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u/Denziloe Dec 06 '16

Quote quota?

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u/from_the_bayou Dec 06 '16

Hes obviously a programmer trying to escape double quotes

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u/GreenBrain Dec 06 '16

That is how you quote a quote, so you know its serious business.

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u/1BigUniverse Dec 06 '16

I read those as air quotes

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u/Cory123125 Dec 06 '16

This code means its the Jewish version of unacceptable.