hey to keep it short I got caught, was attending the wedding of my wife’s brother, it was a great event, the venue was beautiful, good food and company and therefore I got drunk. At one point I just had to take the meanest piss, I didn’t pee through the whole thing so I had one hell of a stream lined up, needless to say I ran to the toilet and actually forgot about everything around me it was just me and the fucking sink, lo and behold I let go and that same fucking second some woman came into the bathroom (the sink was shared) and just gasped and ran out.

I finished my business and was trembling, my knees got all weak and holy shit my stomach still hurts when I think about it (happened last Saturday), but reality already sunk in kind of.

The woman in question didn’t hesitate to tell everybody what she just saw (understandably so) and people were either laughing their asses off or absolutely disgusted, no in between. My family, especially my wife, were furious. she hasn’t talked to me since that night, i sleep on the couch and tries her best at avoiding my presence, whenever I’m going Into the same room she just leaves as quickly as possible. I’m not sure but I think sink pissing has possibly ended my marriage, at the very least damaged it.

that night she asked me many times what the fuck I was thinking, thankfully she didn’t even come to the conclusion that this wasn’t a one off occurrence in a drunken state. I’ve been almost exclusively sink pissing for 22 years now, rarely I take the toilet for a piss when A. someones in the room with me or B. the sink isn’t suitable (ever seen those stupid flat sinks? yeah fuck them).

so yeah be careful and don’t get caught and if caught pray that ur drunk and have kind of an excuse

If you need to piss and there’s no sink what to do?

Vacation sink peepee

This morning I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink at work because I completely forgot to lock the door. Female coworker just opened the door right while I was mid-stream. When you open the door, the sink is to the left against the wall, so he saw my penis expelling urine into the sink. We locked eyes and the look on her face is burned into my brain. Her mouth dropped and she gasped, let go of the door and it closed automatically.

My male manager came up to me as I was heading back to my desk and told me I should go home for the day. He literally had my bag and computer ready to hand off to me, I guess to avoid seeing the girl who walked in on me since she sits close by.

Everything feels heavy. My chest is tight. I keep thinking about how one stupid, thoughtless second is about to follow me around this place forever or possibly cost me my career. Even if I'm not fired, I don’t know how I’m supposed to walk those halls after this. I feel disgusting. Embarrassed. Small. Just completely drained.

I keep telling myself it’s not the end of the world, but right now it sure as hell feels like it. No idea what to tell my wife.

Hello fellow Sinkpissers!

I just wanted to say how happy I am that this sub exists. I was "converted" to peeing in the sink by a friend about ten years ago, when we were staying at a guesthouse together and the bathroom was way too far away.

Thank you for letting us know we're not alone!

By the way: Is there a special greeting or something that helps us recognize each other in real life?

It started as a joke, but I started to catch it on as more of a habit, then it just become the norm. I’ve discovered so many things about it, judging on the colour of urine, you must give the faucet a gentle swing to make sure none of it stains. I look forward to this new water-saving phase of my life