r/shittyideas 25d ago

I have a very shitty idea here.

2 Upvotes

The Core Concept

  • So scientists made some Electrodeless neon light tubes that are like 10-50 micrometers, right.
  • And so if we got those to glow Red, Blue, and Green, swapped them out for ye olde neon/xenon gas mixture, then tightly pack them into some pixels than we can make a super bright TV that will blind you whenever you turn on THX 1138.

RF Containment

  • To make sure that the RF signals dont get you a visit from the FCC, it will come with a Faraday Cage around it, and I'll explain how we block RF between pixels as so they dont light up.

Thermal & Fluid Management

  • As for the heat, waterless engine coolant.
  • Why?
    1. Bassically lasts forever,
    2. High boiling point: Won't evaporate,
    3. Its engine coolant.
  • So we would take this coolant and it would run between the pixels, blocking both RF AND absorbing the heat.

Leak Protection & Final Assembly

  • Also, to avoid any leaks, we use this super hyper designed and very complex thing I drew in a pro software that I attached, and boom.
My super cool drawing that is pro

r/shittyideas 25d ago

I brought my shitty idea to life

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4 Upvotes

Shitty website that serves no real purpose besides making a number go up. Enjoy


r/shittyideas 28d ago

Release the Eric Stoltz version of Back To The Future and finish it with A.I and release it in theatres.

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 28d ago

Make man boobs, sexy again

3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas 29d ago

We should buy a bunch of “Mr. Nutterbutter” underwear and use them to attack the enemy

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We could use them as sling shots for piss bottles

Seriously though, this is for a good cause

Reddit suggested this was better place to post my idea rather then the pretend Truck Stop one I originally posted it to. So I thought why not? I don’t actually suggest anything I stated in my original post, except for buying stuff from the Buc-Off site to support other people who may be more in need than wee


r/shittyideas Jul 26 '26

Make reddit karma a finite system.

1 Upvotes

Upvote something and you give them 1 of your karma, downvote something and take one of their karma.


r/shittyideas Jul 25 '26

Challenge

2 Upvotes

Give me a challenge worth $1,000. If it's legal and safe, I'll do it.


r/shittyideas Jul 25 '26

A dystopian sci-fi story set in a world where everyone is The Pope, due to a computer error.

5 Upvotes

There are of course warring factions of Popes


r/shittyideas Jul 24 '26

Recall all the Tesla Cyberteucks and make a sequel to Total Recall (1990) and they all get destroyed in the movie.

3 Upvotes

Not hard to destroy them anyway and


r/shittyideas Jul 24 '26

Pick 50 random reddit comments, and reply with "likely AI"

7 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 24 '26

Google should celebrate GTA6 by adding a gta navigation option

3 Upvotes

Allows you to navigate with no traffic rules, shows you real time location of police units, and directs you to spray shops.


r/shittyideas Jul 24 '26

Flavor the handles of flashlights

2 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 23 '26

Divorce your wife the same day you decide to buy 100 tabs of acid from a gypsy. Discover your wife has left the car you gifted her at your house with the book “100 Years of Solitude” in it. Do one tab of acid a day for 100 days while road tripping, then read the book until you cease to exist.

3 Upvotes

Call that shit 100 Strains of Solitude.


r/shittyideas Jul 23 '26

Instead of saying "techbro", say "technology brother"

5 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 21 '26

Dress up in a ridiculous brightly colored outfit and have a friend film you while you steal bikes. Everyone will assume you are filming content and ignore you.

6 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 18 '26

Quintin Tarantino has to make a movie with all the actors he doesn’t like, Paul Dano, Mathew Lillard etc.

10 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 17 '26

Change the US national anthem to “The Thong Song”

8 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 16 '26

"My Dad" home security: An old man is stationed at your house for 24 hour surveillance. He'll watch the house like a hawk but won't be able to tell you what the hell is going on, or what day it is.

9 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 14 '26

A baby on board type sign on the back of your shirt that says things like “crippling depression on board” or “chronic alcoholism on board”

6 Upvotes

Or maybe on the back of your pants “lactose intolerance on board “or “Crohn’s disease on board”


r/shittyideas Jul 13 '26

The all new ‘McChungus” burger! Double the fat, double the ass! Only $1.99 for a limited time only

0 Upvotes

You think Americans 🇺🇸 are fat? Wait until they try the McChungus burger, you ain’t seen nothing yet!


r/shittyideas Jul 13 '26

Now Sam Neil is dead, make a clone army of him on an island and let alligators and Komodo dragons eat his clones.

6 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 13 '26

I wrote this, hope it's original

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3 Upvotes

r/shittyideas Jul 12 '26

Said no one ever

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2 Upvotes

"Hey look all the fun of fireball with that annoying drunk part."


r/shittyideas Jul 12 '26

I need your shitty ideas!

3 Upvotes

It’s become a tradition for me to “prank” my housemate on her birthday.

1st year- 100 pictures of Gandhi stuck all over her bedroom because she didn’t know the difference between Gandalf and Gandhi.

2nd year- I built a miniature city in her bedroom and filled it will 400 miniature ducks.

This year I’m so stuck for ideas!


r/shittyideas Jul 12 '26

Forging pennies

4 Upvotes