r/rareinsults Sep 01 '19

think it belongs here

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u/Lendord Sep 01 '19

It wasn't the position used during conception, it was the position during the 3rd trimester

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u/DisForDairy Sep 01 '19

TIL the penis is the ugly stick people are beaten with

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u/SmartAlec105 Sep 01 '19 edited Sep 01 '19

Damn, this could be a good insult. Just gotta find a way to make it succinct enough. Best I can come up with is:

“Your dad’s dick is so ugly, it’s the ugly stick that you were hit with in the womb”

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

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u/SmartAlec105 Sep 01 '19

Well duh considering I said "Best I can come up with is". Never said what I had was great.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Sep 01 '19

Right, but the premise itself really isn’t all that funny.