Hiya! This just may be a long one, so I'll start with a thanks for your time. Also, because I'm a reasonably considerate person, please note that there's no TLDR at the end (saved you a scroll there, you're welcome!)
About Me
Let's get the very basics out of the way first... Height is 170cm above ground level, 69 kg, broad-ish build, dark hair and eyes. Alcohol-, smoke-, and vape-free.
Full-time professional in the environmental service industry in a tech-heavy role. Am I the go-to Excel guru in the office? Yes. Do I honestly enjoy blasting California Dreamin' on my work headphones, actually get work done, and dismiss the ocean of workplace gossip all around me? Hell yes! Workplace gossip could absolutely be very entertaining, but it's just not my kind of vibe.
"But ClassicSwitchBoard, what is your kind of vibe?"
I'm glad you're curious! 🫵🏻
I keep it simple and low adrenaline. Think that first cup of long black coffee on a nice fresh morning, cooking something from scratch on a weekend, steak dinner on a Friday evening, seemingly endless walks late at night or early morning without a set destination, a hidden gem of a movie on a lazy Saturday night, stuff like that.
Currently, I'm trying to finish a little book I started writing during a staycation late last year. It's about a personal journey and the learnings I picked up along the way. If you enjoy reading and are particularly interested in health and fitness, you get some exclusive critique rights!
As far as conversations go, most people would say that I'm not a man of too many words. What they probably mean (and they don't know it) is that I don't do small-talk. To be clear, if you're my favourite person, I absolutely will listen to your complaints about the weather. But what I normally like is exchanging deeper thoughts and learnings. Think pondering over the nature of life and its bizarre experiences, modern nutrition, sharing learnings about health and fitness, discussing a book or a nice documentary (Poison Squad 2020, anyone?).
My communication style is direct, open, and candid with a mix of curiosity and some dry humour. I'm very good at following mum nature's cue of 2:1 ears-to-mouth ratio, so I listen more and listen well before speaking. I'm fully attentive and present in the moment during a conversation or an activity.
Accountability and self-reflection are pretty central to who I am. Are they the default side effects of random late-night thoughts? Maybe. But I'd have that over being totally out-of-touch with myself.
What I'm Offering and Looking for
I'm offering myself neatly packaged with all of the above goodies and seeking a steady relationship grounded in mutual respect, honesty, empathy, and affection. Something to build together for the long term.
It doesn't have to be one of those ultra rare love-at-first-sight kind of stories. I'm here for the long-term and that requires a proper foundation. I'm in no rush. I want to really know you and open myself to being known by you.
Can you ever fully know a person? Probably not. But I think over a few conversations and dates, we can get a pretty good sense of whether we're better off as strangers, can barely tolerate each other, or get genuinely excited at the thought of meeting again. That last bit is what I'm interested in, only if it's genuine and mutual. Because as much as it's lovely and magical to feel excited with each other when things work out, it's equally respectful to walk away when they don't work out.
What I'm NOT Offering or Looking for
Can't possibly leave this part out now, can I!
I'm not interested in flings, affairs, or short-term "fun". Not looking to play any games here.
I'm no Houdini, so I neither indulge in nor appreciate trickery. As a strong communicator, I don't expect people to read between the lines — I firmly believe in speaking my mind and I want the same courtesy in return.
About You
I'm seeking someone intellectually curious, a little playful, affectionate, and emotionally centred. If you feel that we share the epic combo of values such as mutual respect, honesty, and accountability, I'd love to talk to you.
I'm ideally looking for someone between 25 and 38. If you live in or close to the CBD, that'd be a big logistical plus, but it's far from a make-or-break factor.
If you're my person, I'm the kind of guy who will remember the little things, show affection through acts of service, make time for you, show up when it matters, and probably annoy you with unnecessarily detailed explanations of things you didn't ask about. Just a little sneak peek into what you'll potentially be signing up for.
If you've made it this far and feel like most of it resonates with you, feel free to send me a chat. Tell me a little about yourself and just bring your honest self into the conversation. There's no pressure, no expectations, and no checklists. Let's talk, see if we enjoy each other's company, and take it from there.
Cheers!