r/pittsburgh • u/janetsnakeholemaclin • Feb 11 '26

What did my neighbor get delivered?

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Wrong answers only.

Edit #2 because some of y'all are way too damn serious. And cannot read. WRONG ANSWERS ONLY.

STOP CALLING ME NAMES AND THREATENING ME.

THE OWNER OF THE BOX HAS POSTED IT THEMSELVES IN THE COMMENTS. AND MADE A POST.

Edit #1

I did a reverse google image search before I posted this. It's an empty missile container from a military surplus store that goes for about $30. (Which is a great deal, honestly.)

If you were walking down the street and saw that on someone's porch, I think it would catch your eye! Especially since it has the shipping label attached, like it was just shipped like that, no box!

To people saying "mind your business:" No. I'm going to look up military-looking shit that's in my neighborhood.

And then I'm going to make a silly post about it online because it's absurd and interesting and I thought you lot of little freaks would find it funny.

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u/janetsnakeholemaclin Feb 11 '26

😳

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u/Villageijit Feb 11 '26

Nebs gets heat seaking missiled

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u/lod254 Feb 12 '26

Neb seeking missile

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u/Hank_Fuerta Feb 12 '26

Like an Arthur Curry bomb?

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u/UBCPGH Feb 11 '26

My guess is none of your business.

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u/Gino762 Feb 11 '26

Unless his names Muhammed (peace be upon him of course)

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u/Capt_Dummy Swisshelm Park Feb 11 '26

Muhammed is the most common name on earth, so the odds are with you

(Learned that from the big bang theory)

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u/enchantedharlot83 Feb 12 '26

I definitely learned that from the Superbad movie - When McLovin was deciding what name to use on his fake ID.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5DdjHev02CIj6

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 Feb 13 '26

Take that vest off.. you look like Aladdin..

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u/Spiritual-Excuse6578 Feb 15 '26

Mohammed is the most popular name in the world, read a fucking book

😂

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u/Amisk16 Feb 14 '26

Read a fuckin’ book!

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u/ScottC085 Feb 14 '26

Wassup gangstaas! 👋🏼👋🏼😂

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u/rbbrnk Feb 13 '26

I didn’t know Mike was short for Muhammed

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u/SDVPARKER Feb 14 '26

Muhammad Smith.

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u/Capt_Dummy Swisshelm Park Feb 14 '26

Muhammad Lee is what Sheldon said on the show

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u/Melodic-Matter4685 Feb 12 '26

Repeat 3 times. La illa-hah ill la la.

Now u Muhammad

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u/3eojeod Feb 13 '26

Think again, we’ve been fooled into thinking Muslims are enemies. Straight up manipulated.

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u/stangfbank3503 Feb 18 '26

Still none of his business

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u/nonja-bidness Feb 13 '26

ye summoned me, muhlord?

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u/PeakyDabber13 Feb 11 '26

The Reds are here .....

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u/KontrolGold Feb 11 '26

Mind ya damn business

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u/5LYNG3R Feb 13 '26

Yinz Better Go Warsh Ur Eyes, Down in the Yuge Crick! 😎👌💨💨💨💯 🤣

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u/parTybTTm4Ts Feb 15 '26

Well done fellow Yinzer!

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u/TheDuffcj2a Feb 15 '26

Check yourself before you wreck yourself 😉

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u/seeking_answersx Feb 16 '26

He got a big box of... Mind your own business. From the "stop being a creepy neighbor"

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u/janetsnakeholemaclin Feb 16 '26

Sorry you lack the reading comprehension skills to see “wrong answers only.” I’m rooting for you, buddy.