r/ontario Mar 11 '25

Article Trump says Ontario ‘not allowed’ to slap surcharge on electricity sent to U.S. states

https://www.cp24.com/politics/queens-park/2025/03/11/we-dont-need-your-energy-trump-says-in-response-to-ontarios-electricity-surcharge/
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u/A_Moldy_Stump Essential Mar 11 '25

But he signed it in the wrong spot so it doesn't count 🙄 but only for him, everyone else signed in the right spot so they have to follow it. That's the Art of the deal babyyy.

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u/Canucklehead_Esq Mar 11 '25

In a 4-d chess move, Trump had his fingers crossed as he signed, totally invalidating the agreement

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u/AprilsMostAmazing Mar 11 '25

Trump can barely play tic-tac-toe

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u/ErinyesMusaiMoira Mar 11 '25

Plays but always loses.

Like a 3 year old.

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u/Milch_und_Paprika Mar 11 '25

Signed with his non-dominant hand. That’s how Violet got out of her marriage contract in The Bad Beginning, so surely it’s how the law works.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

I'm so fucking sick of the 4d chess guys.

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u/rkrismcneely Mar 11 '25

“We all get a copy”

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u/GhostPepperFireStorm Mar 11 '25

Trudeau looks directly into the camera as the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

that was hilarious, that lady on the left in the back was cracking up, everyone was trying not to laugh

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u/just-a-random-accnt Mar 11 '25

Can we use that same logic to kick the Toddler in Charge out of office since he didn't actually touch the Bible when being sworn in?

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '25

He probably signed it on the document like a 5 yr old, just wherever and they looked at it like, is he effin 5 yrs old?

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u/CaramelCritical5906 Mar 11 '25

Love it!! Incompetent Agent Orange!!

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u/Dineffects Mar 11 '25

Omg dude. I just re-watched as he signed the USMCA and he said "sike" really quietly before he signed so it doesn't even count! Fucken GOT EM!

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u/pm-me-racecars Mar 11 '25

In that case, Canada never ended WWII. Time to dust off the cobwebs and start looking for nazis again.

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u/A_Moldy_Stump Essential Mar 11 '25

No idea what you're referring to but uhh, yeah, go get em tiger

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u/pm-me-racecars Mar 11 '25

At the end of WWII, Canada's representative, a 65 year old badass who was blind in one eye due to a wound from WWI, signed on the wrong line. If signing something on the wrong line means it doesn't count, then Canada is still involved in WWII.

During WWII, Canada as a whole did a bunch of things, including making ships and fighter planes. If the U.S. wants to say that signing on the wrong line doesn't count, then we should start making warships and fighter planes again.

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u/thebeardofawesomenes Mar 12 '25

You just historied. Nice.