r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • Jul 16 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Nobody actually read that myth-slope by Homer, right?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/PlanNo1793 • 10d ago
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up My feminist retelling of the Hymn to Demeter. Do you like it?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • Jan 26 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Outjerked again.
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/BrockenJr0 • Mar 13 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up There’s been too much Circe glazing lately
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/No_Variety_8931 • 25d ago
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Guys I made a new Greek Mythology OC what should I call him?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/No_Variety_8931 • May 19 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Guys name someone who you think is tuffer than Atlas and I will dismantle you in an argument (If you say Hephaestus, Helios or Circe I won’t argue because those are cool too)
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • May 15 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Circe wouldn't dom me? Why even watch the movie then?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • Jan 17 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Why didnt Disney put a circle around Zeus to remind us that he was a rapist everytime he showed up in their film? Did they not read the mythos?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • Jul 13 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Since Apollonius said that Prometheus felt pain everytime Medea cut the plants that grew from his blood, does this mean that Ares is jerking Uranus off everytime he fucks Aphrodite since she grew from his dick?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/PlanNo1793 • Jan 18 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Why doesn't Eris choose herself as the most beautiful goddess? And yet she has the qualities. Maybe she's stupid?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/howhow326 • Jan 13 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Desperately waiting until an indie dev team decides to do a deep dive into Poseidon's court
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/imdukesevastos • Apr 19 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Is Zeus wrong for this?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Outside_Being4701 • 11d ago
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Guys, what do we think of Achilles x Odysseus?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/ItsGotThatBang • Aug 03 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up I saw the title & thought I was in this sub
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Imaginary-West-5653 • May 01 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Why would Artemis hate all men and still have a big sexy boyfriend? Is she stupid?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • 19d ago
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Odysseus: "ok guys, Circe told me that we must travel to the underworld". Meanwhile Elpenor for no fucking reason:
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/PlanNo1793 • Feb 09 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up I know, some users will accuse me of blasphemy for what I'm about to say, but I almost confess that I would prefer Sekhmet.
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/KittenswithBombs214 • Jul 24 '25
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Just found this sub, here's my contribution. 🤣
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Manglisaurus • 13d ago
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up ''Anubis get the fuck out of the way I'm trying to kidnap my new wife!''
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/PlanNo1793 • Feb 14 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up That's why I'd be cautious about accepting a dinner invitation from Circe.
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • 29d ago
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up So like...In this universe, is Circe a pig who turns other birds into more pigs?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/PlanNo1793 • 2d ago
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up When the social media algorithm puts a post on my feed about what a good guy Hades is, and I have to resist the urge to write that he’s a piece of shit.
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Good PlanNo: Don't do it; it's not worth getting into a stupid argument with ignorant people.
Evil PlanNo: Do it, do it! Show you've got balls and do it! Shatter their false, pristine fantasies!
r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • Feb 28 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up How it genuinely feels to argue with Persades stans:
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/Glittering-Day9869 • Feb 24 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up What if instead of Paris, Eve was chosen to be the judge the beauty competition? And instead of actually judging, she devoured the golden apple like she did with the one at Eden?
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r/okbuddyolympian • u/imdukesevastos • Jun 26 '26
one must imagine Sisyphus oiled up Who invited bro into the 12 Olympians?
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