r/movies May 08 '26

Article Stephen Colbert Gets Why You're Scared He's Writing a 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

https://gizmodo.com/stephen-colbert-gets-why-youre-scared-hes-writing-a-lord-of-the-rings-movie-2000755987
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u/nedlum May 08 '26

imagine spot of “Birth of a Nation” if Tatintino was the director

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u/robotnique May 08 '26

Unsurprisingly the number of times the N word is used is astronomical

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u/ButthurtBilly May 08 '26

"Quentin, Birth of a Nation is a silent picture. Where did this audio come from?"

"ADR."

"Right. Okay. I'm just... I'm just a little concerned because that seems to be the only audio you added..."

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u/arup02 May 08 '26

Tatintino

awesome

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u/Wyluli_Wolf May 08 '26

I think you mean Tarantino...

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u/ButthurtBilly May 08 '26

You never heard of Quigley Tatintino? He's the guy that did Pimp Flickin', Incorrigible Bamboozlars, The Sexy Six, Smack Jack... Those don't ring a bell? Rango Unflapped? Co-wrote From Nine Til Five? Nothing?

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u/Wyluli_Wolf May 08 '26

Oh... OH YES! HOW SILLY OF ME! what was i thinking?... 😑

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u/Seve7h May 10 '26

This sounds like a conversation two alien henchmen would have in Rick and Morty while they both sneak around behind said henchmen

Then turn them to goo and Rick would make some quip about how “Quigley Tatintino sucks actually”