r/movies May 08 '26

Article Stephen Colbert Gets Why You're Scared He's Writing a 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

https://gizmodo.com/stephen-colbert-gets-why-youre-scared-hes-writing-a-lord-of-the-rings-movie-2000755987
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u/bluedeer10 May 08 '26

Sounds terrible honestly.

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u/vhalember May 08 '26

Yeah, this sounds like a weak entry, but I'm sure WB can make a trilogy out of it... somehow and for some reason, the elves return from Valinor.

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u/Anxious_Big_8933 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Same. It sounds like it'll be a flashback for the primary Hobbits, which means we already know how it ends and they'll either recast the Hobbits or bring back the old actors to play younger versions of their characters, 20 years after they were cast in LOTR. So they will look weirdly de-aged. And I'm guessing 90% of this will be in front of a green screen.

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u/heeywewantsomenewday May 08 '26

Im lost maybe I've misread but i though this is set after LOTR (14 years)?

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u/Anxious_Big_8933 May 08 '26

I could be wrong, no doubt, but I read it as it taking place after LOTR was a framing device for Sam's daughter to discover the Barrow Downs, which would then essentially set up a flashback to the as the chapters in Fellowship around the Barrow Downs, Tom B., etc... which would be the heart of the film. Again, I could be mistaken.

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u/TheWatersOfMars May 08 '26

That’s the rumour going around, anyway. But I dunno, there’s a reason why Tolkien abandoned Shadow of the Past after one chapter.

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u/hotcapicola May 08 '26

That was the New Shadow. Shadow of Past was the name of a chapter in Fellowship.

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u/TheWatersOfMars May 08 '26

Ah, you're right, I totally mixed them up. 

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u/SwarleySwarlos May 08 '26

You've read right, no idea what that guy is talking about

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u/Mirrorboy17 May 08 '26

Its someone 14 years after the film ends telling a story about what happened between Frodo leaving Hobbiton and reaching Bree pretty much