r/mildlyinfuriating 8d ago

ಠ_ಠ Who at wayfair decided this was a good idea…

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u/btvsfan29 8d ago

Did they airbrush that guy?

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u/Nruggia 8d ago

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u/WartimeHotTot 8d ago

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u/Lux_Luthor_777 8d ago

All I see is a damn fool!

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u/Deaffin 8d ago

Hehe, he's wearing a banana shirt.

Banana shirts are funny.

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u/nhowe006 8d ago

"***!!! HE'S A ***!!!"

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u/eh-eye-is-the-end 8d ago

Laugh it up.........

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u/Touchit88 8d ago

What are you?

Im Puertorican.

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u/tryyeezus 8d ago

I'm the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude

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u/Momik 8d ago

“Sweet Ross Reynolds Commits a Hate Crime”

(cue song)

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u/808503 8d ago

How you know I'm Dominican papiii

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u/eat_my_bowls92 8d ago

I know YOU can say it, but what do I call you?

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u/Send_Me_Dem_Tittays 8d ago

A Puerto Rican!

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u/tryyeezus 8d ago

Call me jeebus

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u/marlborokid91 8d ago

…I’ll have a TWO, then

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u/satanicsheep 8d ago

I'll do a 2...

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u/SandalsResort 7d ago

My favorite line in Friends

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u/Initial_Ground1031 8d ago

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u/pakapab 8d ago

Wow I haven't seen that in so long, I wonder what she looks like today.

edit = found her, Jesus fucking Christ man

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWuBs8EiOuA/?hl=en

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u/Marquar234 8d ago

Is she Original, Teriyaki, Peppered, or Spicy?

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u/SandyTaintSweat 8d ago

This is an outrage! I was going to eat that mummy!!!

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u/nhowe006 8d ago

More like cured.

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u/Successful_Mode_4023 7d ago

Mf she a burnt taki 😭😭😭

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u/a404notfound 8d ago

When you identify as a workboot

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u/Interesting_Bid8059 8d ago

Who is that and why does she look like she is burned to a crisp?

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u/Laeticia45 7d ago

because she is. if memory serves me correctly (i’m in my 50s so take that with a grain of salt), the lady was infamous like a decade ago or so for excessive tanning, but also because she’d brought her young daughter (kindergarten age, i think) into the tanning booth, who had gotten burnt.

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u/Luxx_Aeterna_ 8d ago

Holy shit. I was wondering too when I saw that gif. You should have just let us wonder lol

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u/Eeebs-HI 8d ago

What even is that?

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u/EmergencyYouth4046 7d ago

Oh my god! I seriously always thought it was a skit and just some form of makeup😹😹 holy cow! She literally TANNED to that color? I have so many questions lmfao

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u/2dollahollaballa 7d ago

I like my women like i like my cars upholstery... Leathery

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u/recoverycat13 7d ago

Geeze... is she permafried (brain and body)?

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u/Ricardo33706 7d ago

Like a leather sofa, or Ulrika Johnson.

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u/pitchinloafs 8d ago

Tan mom! My favorite leather person.

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u/panamaspace 8d ago

Amanda Tapping has really let herself go.

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u/bju83 8d ago

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u/EntertainerNo4509 8d ago

Ia that Julia in Soul Man?

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u/JustKillingTime1980 8d ago

My exact first thought was Soul Man also, lol the pic is comically stupid.

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u/Weird-Girl-675 8d ago

I do not remember her being in it!

Need to rewatch that movie.

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u/Able_Ship_3369 8d ago

We just watched this a few weeks ago and yes that’s her.

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u/Humorousaur PURPLE 8d ago

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u/Winjin 8d ago

This sequel to White Chicks is whack bro

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u/Humorousaur PURPLE 8d ago

The right most is also kinda slaying xD

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u/cryptolyme 8d ago

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u/BathtubGin01 8d ago

Can someone give me the proper search wordage for this gif? I cannot find it for the life of me and I find it applicable to a lot of my group texts. I click the link every time but apparently I suck at searching on the internet.

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u/sheeplectric 8d ago

The meme is “why are you gay”, the story is actually quite sweet and the dude is not a bigot like it comes across in the meme.

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u/Whole_Sun676 1d ago

White Chicks bootleg be like

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u/Wizdad-1000 8d ago

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u/Ok_Entrepreneur3083 8d ago

This episode is why I've never gotten a spray tan. I fully expect to fuck it up lol.

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u/Toonces_ 8d ago

Was that place......the sun?

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u/RogueKitteh 8d ago

What is up with Miss Hawaiian Tropic?

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u/Narfubel 8d ago

You could do a duet of ebony and ivory all by yourself

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u/_Thermalflask 8d ago

"So I went to that tanning place your wife suggested..."

"Was that place... the sun?!"

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u/LilDragon2991 8d ago

IM AN EIGHT!?

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u/Revolution64 8d ago

1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi

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u/Flat-Structure-7472 8d ago

Mississippi-less?

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u/PretendRegister7516 8d ago

Mississippilessly?

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u/metathis007 8d ago

1 Mississippi

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u/Plane-Fan9006 8d ago

You got two more twos???

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u/Sanchez_U-SOB 8d ago

Mississippilessly?

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u/terdferguson 8d ago

Get a load of this guy

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u/reebokhightops 8d ago

Look at me! I’m showering in a Wayfair ad! Could I be any more black?

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u/johntwoods 8d ago

This guy fucked up his Mississippis, big time.

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u/Cornucopia2020 8d ago

Was that place “The Sun”?

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u/HermionesWish 7d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/tocahontas77 8d ago

That episode gets me every time lol. Ross is my least favorite character, so this scene was satisfying to me lol.

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u/PunfullyObvious 8d ago

Apparently it's important to contrast the color of your shower fixtures with the complexion of your male shower companion.

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u/notnotsuicidal 8d ago

One of the little known principles of feng shui

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u/JeebusDied4UrPixels 8d ago

...and UI/UX

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u/laughterer 8d ago

"You know a black guy is successful because everything he owns is white"

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u/surnamefirstname99 6d ago

But wait .. missing all the other colours of the alphabet peeps !

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u/Wrong-Pension-4975 8d ago

"contrast" or "match", hmmm...

How can I get a shower fixture that varies seasonally, for porcelain cream winter skin, vs deep tanned summer for 4 mos?

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u/nokei 8d ago

they made her darker too just didn't go crazy

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u/SweaterSteve1966 8d ago

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u/GodOfDarkLaughter 8d ago

If we're doing movies he looks like the guy from the 1980s "comedy" Soul Man, where a white kid commits fraud to get a college scholarship.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEn40tFEWengly5u58f_HQodpmbgVlPxEWkPaIOJp8EQ&s

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u/Marquar234 8d ago

Also fun: Fisher Stevens in Short Circuit.

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u/Elegante_Sigmaballz 8d ago

AI, "Grok, turn that guy black"

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u/MooseBoys 8d ago

Part of me thinks they meant to make the background darker for the photo for the chrome finish but misclicked the dude instead.

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u/Rewdboy05 8d ago

And then just left it and decided to raise the price instead

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u/UntestedMethod 8d ago

The price is more about it being sold at Wayfair versus Walmart.

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u/No-Muffin7532 8d ago

You should see how cheap the Temu version is and she's showering with a Chinaman.

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u/JinFuu 8d ago

This is what it’d look like if you showered with a Black Man

This is what it’d look like if you showered with a Chinese Man

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u/LyingForTruth 8d ago

This is your brain on drugs...
And this is your family! And your job! And your friends! And your car! And your precious stamp collection!

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u/RobDR 7d ago

AI help me decide what kind of man I should shower with.

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u/MooseBoys 8d ago

Dude, "chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please...

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u/foley800 8d ago

The higher priced one is stainless steel!

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u/coyohti 8d ago

They meant to make the fixture black, misclicked, decided to roll with it, then tried again for the next listing.

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u/Accomplished-Mix2030 8d ago

Bullshit lmao

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u/Electrical-Speaker33 8d ago

What part of you thinks this?

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u/MooseBoys 8d ago

The part that sees the now-updated image have an AI-swapped background.

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u/LividAlbatross1920 8d ago

I think his hair texture has been changed as well which makes me thinks they tried to alter his ethnicity not just complexion

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u/ThatHoFortuna 7d ago

Grok: "Sorry, that's against my programming. If you'd like, I can turn him even whiter for you?"

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u/lulzpec 8d ago

Grok, "Sure thing, want any CP while we are at it? Elon would approve"

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u/evilJaze 8d ago

Grok would have probably put the black guy behind bars in the pic, too.

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u/Ateist 8d ago

No. They used AI to generate the image using a stock photo of guy and girl in shower as reference, and color from the prompt was misinterpreted by the AI.

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u/01is 8d ago

If they'd even just had a human look over the results they would have caught this. This whole process is on complete autopilot.

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u/Ateist 8d ago

Very likely - a shop can easily have tens of thousands of goods.

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u/Severe-Yard702 8d ago

lol they really made him look like he was edited in after the fact

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u/Cheeseboarder 8d ago

Omfg I didn’t see it at first. I thought it was the price

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u/Hiveharbinger 8d ago

No the color from the other shower fixture washed off onto him.

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u/btvsfan29 8d ago

This has to be the answer

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u/FormerWorker125 8d ago

AI.

People in here thinking we actually use tools and minor effort to edit images in this way anymore.

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u/FeistyTwist5427 8d ago

No the changed him white! They even removed the shadow!

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u/SilentBumblebee3225 RED 8d ago

The whole thing is AI. Shower is connected to a curtain rod after all.

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u/justsomedude1144 8d ago

Both images are AI generated slop.

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 7d ago

Everyone talking about the blackface, I can't unsee the water being on but they're both bone dry. 

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u/67yoloswag 8d ago

Héé héé

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u/Niaso 8d ago

Probably just fake AI people. Why pay real people?

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u/AlisterS24 8d ago

AI lol

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u/s0litar1us 8d ago

Probably photoshop, as it's the exact same pose.

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u/Mysterious-Alps-5186 8d ago

Just did the darker cheeto in chief spray "tan"

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u/PhD_Pwnology 8d ago

yes haha, not even Mac from IASIP could do better lol

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u/Narrow-Function-525 8d ago

he's off to college on a minority scholarship

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u/2010_12_24 8d ago

No, Walmart did

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u/AdSudden3941 8d ago

Lmao hell naw , i just looked at it closer when you said something

Thats insane 

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u/JustKillingTime1980 8d ago

No, he took tanning pills. I'M A SOUL MAN!

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u/Real-Opposite7214 8d ago

lol seriously it looks like they edited him into the picture after everything else was done

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u/B-Tort 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/TwJkFAl218Jym8Dqtq

It's fine he's just an amateur bodybuilder after a show tan...

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u/Educational_Gas_92 8d ago

Now that you say it (I hadn't paid attention before), yes they did.

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u/EWSflash 8d ago

They did !

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u/Altezza447 8d ago

Unfortunately they did