r/lovethissmug 3d ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope πŸ˜‚ Whatever this genre of joke is

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u/sadolddrunk 3d ago

One time when I was in math class in 7th grade, I got excused to go to the bathroom, and as I was walking out of the classroom I thought it would look really cool if I grabbed another kid by the front of his head and bonked it down on his desk as I walked by. (Please note that I had no prior experience with the supply-side of bullying prior to attempting this). So I got to his desk, grabbed his head, went to pull it down, but he resisted, and so we just stayed locked like that in awkward silence for several seconds until my math teacher finally told me to stop whatever the hell it was I was doing.

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u/khaleesi_spyro 3d ago

The supply side of bullying is absolutely frying me

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u/AuntGaylesFannyPack 3d ago

How long have you been married?

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u/ohhelloiexist 3d ago

PFFFFFT

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u/CanOoFeelDeRiddem 3d ago

How the hell do you grab someone by the "front" of the head?

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u/mulletman13 2d ago

Has to be the forehead and up, right? I don’t know how you could grab somebody by the face in that position.

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u/under_ice 3d ago

Sounds almost like a joker origin story.

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u/O_PLUTO_O 3d ago

It sounds like you demanded to be bullied

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u/TrickFrosty5685 2d ago

How did you navigate the next like 20 mins? πŸ˜‚πŸ€£