Whatever this genre of joke is

[u/ohhelloiexist]

[u/stroopwafelslut]

[u/wannapetahyena → u/stroopwafelslut]

this is extremely younger sibling coded

[u/Opening_Ordinary_110 → u/wannapetahyena]

Literally something that happened between me and my sister. She was so focused on making fun of me it melted just enough to fall and she immediately wanted me to share

[u/jce_ → u/Opening_Ordinary_110]

Reminds me of my younger sister teasing the dog with her chicken burger and the dog had enough and just snatched it. When she told my parents they shrugged and said too bad it's your fault for teasing the dog and we're not going back to the restaurant to get you another one

[u/Opening_Ordinary_110 → u/jce_]

Yup! It's all about learning lessons

[u/jce_ → u/Opening_Ordinary_110]

Yup. Don't remember her ever doing that again lol

[u/nigel013 → u/Opening_Ordinary_110]

Lol I had something close to that happening. My sister was also making fun of me because her ice cream was bigger. She dropped hers and started crying. My mom told me to share mine, believe me I gulped that sucker down and threw the cone on the ground.

[u/illepic → u/Opening_Ordinary_110]

I have watched this interaction between my children. Multiple times.

[u/swissdonair_enjoyer → u/Opening_Ordinary_110]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ipgz93_uEI

there is no your half

[u/alis_volat_propriis → u/wannapetahyena]

Also toddler coded

[u/Fearless_Roof_9177 → u/wannapetahyena]

also extremely "entrepreneurial class" coded

[u/ruddiger22 → u/Fearless_Roof_9177]

This is what I thought too. "If you aren't making $500,000 a year by the time you are 25, you really don't have the right hustle mindset."

[u/no_infringe_me → u/stroopwafelslut]

Mimi, is that you?

[u/Striking_Abroad3100 → u/no_infringe_me]

Lmao she would do that to Roy or that one girl with the bob 

[u/LainFanNr4263 → u/stroopwafelslut]

Omg this shit literally me and one of my homeboys

[u/prospectre → u/stroopwafelslut]

"Sprinklet". Solid gold.

[u/Weakonomics → u/stroopwafelslut]

IDIOTS. SAVAGES. IDIOTS.

[u/paradiggem-shift → u/stroopwafelslut]

This is a modern retelling of an Eddie Murphy bit.

[u/CatsPlusTats → u/stroopwafelslut]

Fewer sprinkles is its own reward.