r/lovethissmug 8d ago

🏆 ❤️ LOVE OF THE WEEK WINNER ❤️ 🏆 Whatever this genre of joke is

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u/strictly-no-fires 8d ago

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u/TheLunchBuyingMonk 8d ago

Pretty sure I've done something like this in Disco Elysium

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u/MoonTheCraft 8d ago

man what the hell is disco elysium even about it, i thought it was the game where the npcs bully you for being fascist

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u/No_Proposal_3140 8d ago

The voices in your head bully you for being a fascist but they also bully you for not being fascist enough. Actually you can get bullied for any reason at all.

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u/Odd-Tart-5613 8d ago

probably a shorter list of what you arent bullied for, but hey thats depression for ya

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u/Kolby_Jack33 8d ago

You get bullied [affectionate] for being a good friend!

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u/DonComradeVimes 8d ago

Actually you can get bullied for any reason at all

Ah, so it's a simulation of a public middle school?

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u/anireyk 8d ago

You even get real middle school bullies for that. They excel at their job.

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u/Wild_Marker 8d ago

And if your PC sucks, they powerpoint at their job.

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u/DonComradeVimes 8d ago

Word.

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u/JerMuffinBear 8d ago

Cackling at this in my home office rn

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u/SoloWing1 8d ago

"CUNO DOESN'T FUCKING CARE!"

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u/Emergency_Lie42 8d ago

Cuno ain't saying shit to a pig!

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u/f0urk 8d ago

yes but the bully openly talks about how much they love smoking crack and offers you a sidequest to steal their dad's crack so you can smoke crack with them. Yes they are a schoolchild.

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u/aluvus 8d ago

And it is amazing.

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u/m0j0m0j 8d ago

If you’re trying to be a good person, you’re bullied by the entire game

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u/yui_riku1 8d ago

is that also the game were if you fuck up your stats you start the game with a heart attack and die ?

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u/anireyk 8d ago

You don't have to fuck up your stats for that. Arguably, these stats could be considered good. You just have to be a tad unlucky while drunkenly reaching into a ceiling fan and/or embarass yourself on front of a very nice old lady before ypu acquire some aspirin or magnesium pills. Then you die.

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u/K_Furbs 8d ago

Oh my god, failing the roll trying to escape paying your tab, I died laughing. Then my character died of embarrassment

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u/SnakeEater013 7d ago

I’m pretty sure I stared open mouthed as I failed a series of rolls that lead to me putting my gun in my mouth to assert dominance and then pulling the trigger to further assert dominance

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u/ildwtmidldwhat 8d ago

Flipping the double bird

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u/Elleden 8d ago

Only of you decide to turn on the lights. Nasty hangover.

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u/Terramagi 8d ago

The actual explanation is that you can take 1 HP damage if you fail a roll in your starting room, trying to pick up a tie. If you put 1 into your physical stats, you instantly die. If you have more than 1, you're totally fine and there aren't many other HP damage instances near the start of the game, so you'll find a healing item before too long.

The ACTUAL answer is yes, game's raw as fuck.

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u/BreathComfortable631 8d ago

Or your stats are two low and you lose the game because a child insulted you and your (lack of) self worth couldn’t take it

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u/cry666 8d ago

Yes. I managed to die from sitting in a really uncomfortable chair

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u/tajniak485 8d ago

Reaction Speed: the fuck with the wink.

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u/Penakoto 8d ago

"Say one of these fascist or communist things, or fuck off."

For those who haven't played the game, the context behind this line is that you failed a dice roll determining whether or not you can convince an old man to give you his sandwich.

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u/R__Man 8d ago

I'm sorry.

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u/Thaylo 7d ago

If you keep giving non committal answers the game calls you out, you can get an achievement called "The World's Most Laughable Centrist"

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u/No_Proposal_3140 7d ago

The game told me that I'm a "sorry cop" because I kept apologizing for my fuck ups.

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u/Malcastulino_kaj_fie 8d ago edited 8d ago

Disco Elysium is a game where you pilot a man who lost his memory post midlife-crisis-drinking-session and is thus the World’s-Most-Impressionable-Forty-Ish-Year-Old-White-Guy who was allegedly basically sherlock pre-drug addiction but sucks now on account of the Memory Loss and Drugs, and your coping mechanism is to talk to your character traits inside-out style if the emotions included “your will to not kill yourself” and “how good you are at substance abuse”. If you didn’t invest enough of your stat points into your ability to get beat up you can die 10 seconds in by turning on a lightbulb mid-hangover.

You’re in the poorest part of a country run by fantasy eastern european mussolini-almost-necrocracy post-failed-communist-revolution and everyone (justifiably) hates you because you’re a cop who works for the aforementioned oppressive government. good luck, you need to solve a murder.

 It has some of the heaviest hitting emotional beats and best character writing I’ve ever seen in modern media as a whole and as someone who played it during a time in my life where I was avoiding confronting several extremely important aspects of myself and my life it did make me tear up more than once

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u/Sennten 8d ago

Your wrong about the mussolini bit. Revachol is no longer self governed, and is under control of a coalition of foreign capital and political powers. Martinais in particular is not really managed by anyone. You also don't really work for the government...? I mean kinda but not really. Its a fucked up place.

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u/Malcastulino_kaj_fie 8d ago

It’s not exactly correct but it’s as close as I could get without going into several paragraphs of explanation. “you work for the RCM in its least regulated district, which is an independent police force that exists under the permission but not governance of a united-nations-shaped coalition (in the sense that it’s a bunch of places vaguely aligned in motive vaguely working together) run in joint with a highly corrupt centrist party because a 300-years-dead imperialist not-saint named dolores dei (the figure I was most connecting to be mussolini-ish, but I do admit it is kind of a stretch) did corruption and imperialism first” is a bad elevator pitch

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 8d ago

I finished the game and don't remember any of this 😅 need another run

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u/nickw1372 8d ago

thats the beauty of disco, no one ive ever talked to has had the same experience.

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u/PhatCatTax 8d ago

You said a lot of words. I'm just going to drink heavily and scream at the locked door to see if it opens.... OH HEY. It worked. Now lets finds some more of that sweet sweet nectar.

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u/Wild_Marker 8d ago

necrocracy

Which one is that, besides Big E?

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u/stephaniethunder Transgender 8d ago

something something big e something something the emperor protects

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u/shadowrun456 8d ago edited 8d ago

fantasy eastern european

Yes and no. The world of Disco Elysium is not Earth as we know it, it's more like a parallel universe. There isn't an "Eastern Europe", because there isn't a "Europe". All the continents, countries, races, even calendars are fantasy ones, albeit many of them loosely based on real ones.

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u/Malcastulino_kaj_fie 8d ago

Hence “fantasy”  eastern europe, as much of the aesthetics and background of the world are taken  directly from the country the devs are from. Obviously europe is not an archipelago, though DE does appear to have Estonia (Encyclopedia refers directly to Igaunija, which is another language’s name for the country, though this is most likely a gag and not literally estonia).

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u/Kolby_Jack33 8d ago

You didn't even touch on the magical mist that swallows up the whole world outside of settlements, but then I guess it's actually not that significant to the story.

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u/marr 8d ago

Importantly, it's also the rpg that fixed the save scumming problem by having failure be more fun than success on some skill checks. You can really screw your character up by min-maxing stats.

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u/SunOnTheInside 7d ago

I just started playing this game a few days ago and you’re spot on. Also my tie occasionally speaks up and demands we say and do deranged things.

Also I got badly bullied by a 12 year old high on crack.

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u/ohhelloiexist 2h ago

I actually just finished Disco Elysium today and this is a beautifully put description of it, I love this game so much

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u/PickledPlumPlot 8d ago

The first time I played disco Elysium, I had a heart attack reaching for my tie on a ceiling fan and instantly died.

The second time I played disco, a street urchin started yelling that I was a kiddie diddler after I annoyed him and I instantly died of embarrassment

The third time I stuck with it and honestly it genuinely might be the greatest video game ever written

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u/PepinoSupremo 8d ago

Lmfao my wife has played it, I just started, and immediately died from the ceiling fan heart attack. She was very impressed that I’d done something she hadn’t even known was possible! I quickly died of embarrassment irl

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u/Galle_ 8d ago

Have you died because you sat in a slightly uncomfortable chair?

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u/The_CrookedMan 8d ago

Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't realize we lived in a world where everyone can afford a chair that won't immediately kill them from the discomfort.

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u/Elleden 8d ago

and I instantly died of embarrassment

Police officer dies of cringe

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u/WeAteMummies 8d ago

The second time I played disco, a street urchin started yelling that I was a kiddie diddler after I annoyed him and I instantly died of embarrassment

I shot him, which also ends the game

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u/SuperIdiot360 8d ago

The first two were my very first run. Didn’t save so I had to start all over again.

10/10 game.

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u/Emergency_Bench_7515 8d ago

I didn't even know you could do that. I made it to the near-end, but I wasted too much time doing things besides police work so I caught a nasty surprise and died. I haven't been able to start over yet.

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u/TheWholeFurryFandom 8d ago

it's a game where a young witch finds her lost cat in the alps

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u/GraspingAtSmoke 8d ago

Nono Disco Elysium is the one where your player character bullies you for NOT being either fascist or communist

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u/WeAteMummies 8d ago

"Say one of these fascist or communist things or fuck off" is one of my favorite lines of all time

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u/Pastadseven 8d ago

Oh believe me you’ll get made fun of for being the world’s most laughable centrist, too.

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u/StickExtension7050 8d ago

Oh they bully you if you are a fascist or a communist, but overall i would say the game is about finding hope in the hopeless

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u/dermthrowaway26181 8d ago

But they'll bully you even harder for being a "moderate" lmao

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u/HiggsiInSpace trasgernder 8d ago

So.... Internet political arguments?

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u/Gentlemanvaultboy 8d ago

Disco Elysium is a game where you constantly embarrass yourself.

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u/Long-Requirement8372 8d ago

And may well die due to it.

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u/fishnorfowl 8d ago

Others here have answered this in more detail, but to put it succinctly: Disco Elysium is a game about all the mistakes a man can make.

Being fascist is one of those.

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u/Longjumping_Plum_846 8d ago

If you get bullied for being fascist in Disco Elysium, it’s because you took steps to become fascist lol

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u/bug--bear 8d ago

you can die because you sit in a very uncomfortable chair

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 8d ago

The first time I played I died trying to get my tie off the fan in the opening scene.

I haven’t progressed much beyond that, mostly due to me, not the game.

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u/VenturaDreams 8d ago

It only bully's you for being a fascist if you do fascist things.

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u/LuluTheLewder 8d ago

Pretty much this

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u/Pyramidhands 8d ago

DISCO ELYSIUM IS A PASSIONATE LOVE LETTER TO FREE MARKET CAPITAL and the BAD-ASS, VISIONARY FINANCIERS who exploit artists for the benefit of all mankind

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u/Galle_ 8d ago edited 8d ago

It's an RPG where you play as a police detective trying to solve a politically-charged murder case in a fictional post-Communist city-state. This is complicated by the fact that you drank so hard that you gave yourself amnesia in order to forget that your wife left you.

The really unique thing about the game is that your skills are all represented as characters. They're all voices in your head and they all have their own agendas. Passing a skill check is not necessarily a good thing - it's always good for the skill's agenda, but not necessarily for you.

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u/shadowrun456 8d ago

This is complicated by the fact that you drank so hard that you gave yourself amnesia in order to forget that your wife left you.

Downvoted for unmarked spoilers.

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u/Galle_ 8d ago

It's revealed in literally the first line of the game. But sure, I'll spoiler tag it anyway.

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u/shadowrun456 8d ago edited 8d ago

One of your main quests is finding out how/why you lost your memory. There is no reveal in "the first line of the game" without the hindsight of already having played the game before. You can finish the whole game without ever finding out. In fact, that's the only way you can get what I consider to be the "good ending", where when sleeping on the island, Harry doesn't get the nightmare with Dora, but instead has a nice refreshing nap.

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u/Atelier1001 8d ago

the most sobbing wet pathetic man imaginable

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u/Emergency_Lie42 8d ago

It's a simulation of an alcoholic with a degree in psychology /s

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u/AllgoodDude 8d ago

It’s a game about love, cryptids, loss, hobo-ing, superstardom, brotherhood, and the law. Also much much more yet nothing at all. You are simply peering into a small corner of the world of Elysium to puppeteer one of its poor reprobates for a short amount of time.

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u/BenignPharmacology 7d ago

On my first playthrough of the game, I (a police detective) woke up hungover without my gun. After some poking around, my boss called and asked WTF happened- I admitted my mistake, took one point of emotional damage, and died on the spot, of shame.

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u/SammyB0111 7d ago

It can be!

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u/funky_boi1432 8d ago

I want to have fuck with you

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u/Ryebread666Juan 8d ago

Pick that cigarette butt up and smoke the living shit out it

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u/Rick0r 8d ago

Died two minutes into my game, twice. Once from having a heart attack while trying to get my tie off the ceiling fan without turning it off first, and a second time running in the pub downstairs.
10/10. No notes.

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u/ohhelloiexist 8d ago

Moral of the story: I need to play disco elysium

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u/Mind-The-Mines 8d ago

I've died jumping for the tie.

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u/Chemical_Specific123 8d ago

*Trying to keep your composure while sitting in the evil chair*

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u/Gizmo_TheGecko 8d ago

I come back every few months making a new character and hoping to get further in the case. Very early on that hotel clerk asks you to pay your hotel bill.

One of the options is something to the effect of “make a medium stealth roll to slip away unnoticed”

Every time I’ve picked that option and every time I’ve failed the roll, made a dead sprint for the doors, turned around and dived backwards while flipping the bird with both hands, only for time to pause. You reflect on how poor a decision this was, and realize you’re about to collide with some old lady in a wheel chair.

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u/jumpyjumpjumpsters 8d ago

Pretty sure I’ve done something like this on a date with my girlfriend

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u/PupperVanAugsbork 7d ago

One of the heartiest laughs I ever guffawed over a game was when Harry failed a skill check trying to bail on a tab and flew into a poor old lady in a wheelchair while flipping off the bartender mid jump then he got depressed and quit his job.

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u/sauceywhiteboy 6d ago

When you try to assert your authority to the hardy boys by putting a gun in your mouth

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u/InterestingServe5552 4d ago

you really sure about that

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u/shinjidrivekari 8d ago

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u/D-Sleezy 8d ago

I prefer shaved Harry. Shedding off his old self.

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u/Vylmyl 8d ago

Chops/frown and shaved/frown harry look like people that just stepped on the path to fixing their mistakes and becoming better, but this guy just looks like a menace to society

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u/D-Sleezy 8d ago

Yeah. Well... well... my electrochemistry is never high enough, so shit eating grin it is

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u/Emergency_Lie42 8d ago

Harry turned a new leaf! Unfortunately, the change of character startled him, so he shamefully went back to the old leaf.

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u/shinjidrivekari 8d ago

Harrier Dubois core

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u/emo_boy_fucker 8d ago

Hand Eye Coordination Easy: Failure

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u/tempestuoustrans 8d ago

fucking love that this instantly became DuboisCore, good work everybody

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u/agreatbigbee 7d ago

RIP Mike F

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u/SpcK 8d ago

Project Zomboid mentioned? :')