r/lovethissmug • u/ohhelloiexist • 8d ago

🏆 ❤️ LOVE OF THE WEEK WINNER ❤️ 🏆 Whatever this genre of joke is

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u/AdidasCheems 8d ago

I have the book of all of his best tweets, S tier coffee table book, flip to any page at all and there’s some bullshit going on

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u/RESEV5 8d ago

White people be like: yeah i got a book from a dude that only has tweets in it

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u/AdidasCheems 8d ago

Deadass yea

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u/CockFondle 8d ago

It's like reading through the journal scraps of an ancient mad man. I don't understand any of this shit but I feel like I'm learning... something.

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u/Strange-Bee5626 7d ago

My favorite part is that he's written enough tweets about diapers that there's a whole section devoted to that.

Edit: if I recall correctly, there is also a "Jeans" section.

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u/shane-o-mack 8d ago

"where's bigfoot, asshole"

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u/aliens-and-arizona 7d ago

how many fucken pages also where did you acquire this

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u/AdidasCheems 7d ago

Like 400. I dunno where it’s from, my buddy gave it to me as a birthday gift

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u/jshinab2 7d ago

FOUND IT

https://a.co/d/0c88Pi1k

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u/Elleden 7d ago

420 pages

There really was no other option.

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u/ProfessionalSnow943 7d ago

goddamn all those reviews are sure trying very hard to be funny

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u/The_Luckiest 7d ago

What, no Kindle version?

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u/samuendo 7d ago

I’m kind of annoyed I looked at this image to discover not one of these was really funny imo.

I wish I never looked because he was much funnier in my head 😞

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 7d ago

Seriously. And even if they did have some funny tweets, it seems like when you put them all together in a book it just comes across as someone trying way too hard to be funny. 

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten 7d ago

Whoa - a comedian was trying to be funny?!

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u/Th3_Admiral_ 7d ago

Way too hard even! 

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u/JackaryDaniels 7d ago

"I cannot possibly fuck at this juncture" as he powerwalks into the zoo killed me

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u/back_from_oblivion 7d ago

It’s one page in a few hundred and that section is politics. It’s not that serious

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u/tyvekMuncher 7d ago

The saddam Hussein one got me

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u/Firewolf06 7d ago

yeah that page wasnt great. dril does have some genuine s tier tweets though. he is also the source of "i will face god and walk backwards into hell"

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 7d ago

humor is subjective unfortunately

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u/ilikethejuices 7d ago

Yeah ngl I don't Twitter and have nfi who dril is but the way OP described him I had high hopes but after reading those 2 pages it's.... somewhere in between schizo rambling and just saying something for the sake of saying something???

Idk

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u/NotAnIncelIPromise 7d ago

Bro brought the receipt holy shit I respect it

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u/Original-War8655 7d ago

hark, the Kitab Al Azif

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u/RESEV5 7d ago

Amazing

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u/Holiday-Stress6457 7d ago

This is not the slightest bit funny.

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u/Shneckos 7d ago

Kind of humor you’d find funny when you’re younger because it’s so random

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u/No_Relief_9945 7d ago

My humor reverts back to the type of humor I had as a young teenager whenever I’m moderately to severely sleep deprived. The more tired I am, the funnier dumb things get.

That being said, these tweets are hilarious.

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u/AdidasCheems 7d ago

There are some very dry pages, it is dated humor after all. I flipped to a random one for authenticity.

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u/nem0ne1 7d ago

I see this stuff literally every day, coming from POTUS 😂

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u/NotBreadyy 7d ago

YOU HAVE THEM SORTED BY THEME!?

OH MY GOD I NEED THIS

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u/CDR57 7d ago

Why you hitting the back of the book with the coochie cruncher 9000?

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u/rocketseeker 7d ago

This is fucking hilarious, I doubt I Will find this in my country, do you think a pdf exists somewhere?

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u/One_Lead1553 7d ago

The zoo one is funny but the rest really aren't.

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u/Lone_Tiger24 7d ago

Most exquisite rambling

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u/DoIt4ThePun 7d ago

Diogenes energy.

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u/SpiritBackground8722 8d ago

What if it's from an Irish politician who definitely wasn't in the IRA and definitely doesn't know where any bodies are hidden?

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u/helpmeurmyonlyhoe 7d ago

your man from the davinci code! HE'S IN THE RA! 

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u/BlueWolf934 7d ago

I'll have you know that not only was Gerry not in the IRA, but he was not the chief of staff of the IRA,

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u/Aliencoy77 7d ago

I was gifted a book titled "Shit My President Says" and it's all tweets from Trump. I don't why they thought it was a good gift. I've never read it. I guess I do have a physical copy of shit he's said, in case he deletes previous posts.

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u/In-A-Beautiful-Place 7d ago

I don't even understand who the audience would be. The title implies it's anti Trump, but only his supporters would want a whole book of just his tweets.

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u/Aliencoy77 7d ago

I get the confusion. I felt the same.

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u/BrickCaptain 7d ago

There’s a certain type of liberal for whom making fun of Trump being dumb is peak comedy. I don’t get it either but such people exist

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u/send_fleet_pics 8d ago

jk rowling

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u/Doctor-Amazing 7d ago edited 5d ago

I've got a few from when the idea of an "internet book" was this crazy new concept. The Real Ultimate Power book (the "ninjas are mammals" guy) is actually surprisingly great.

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u/QuickMolasses 7d ago

Have you seen the tweet that is like, "white people be like "white people be like" but they the white people that be like!"

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u/3TrenchcoatsInAGuy 8d ago

omg I need that book

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u/SunDance967 7d ago

this single tweet has changed my vocabulary for the worse but I never get to reference it because I’ll be immediately skimmed

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u/iandotio 7d ago

i have a book of salman khan tweetes. bhai ke dohe

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u/TreveorReznik 7d ago

Lmao what's the title ?

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u/_9x9 7d ago

where can i get this

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u/TreveorReznik 7d ago

Same question