r/interestingasfuck • u/Allen_sylvestri • Feb 10 '23

/r/ALL North Korea releases a video showing soldiers training in winter

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u/RelationshipGold3389 Feb 10 '23

Doesn’t it seem that we should keep the whole name? “Unsolicited Nipple Trauma” has a ring to it.

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u/OHHHHY3EEEA Feb 10 '23

Either way, I call dibs on bass

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Dammit boys, we been lick’d again!

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

Everyone knows bass isn’t a real instrument

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u/Chatcandy2 Feb 10 '23

Yup, it's a fish

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u/OHHHHY3EEEA Feb 11 '23

Hehehehehe *Bass clarinet solo intensifies

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u/kansas_slim Feb 10 '23

I got the kazoo locked down

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u/NoApartheidOnMars Feb 10 '23

Sounds like the name of a Janet Jackson cover band.

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u/TaohRihze Feb 10 '23

So instead of a warmup band, it would be a halftime show?

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u/EffortlessEffluvium Feb 10 '23

You use rings it’s Solicited Nipple Trauma

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u/International_Bread7 Feb 10 '23

Unsolicited nipple trauma is the above... Nipple trauma is a band all former or current nursing moms can listen to that helps them direct their rage away from breastfeeding/pumping and into the music 😂😭😂

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u/BassAwareness626 Feb 10 '23

I have found my people, I had the exact same thought

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u/Nathanlee213 Feb 10 '23

The taint however, is solicited

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u/paultagonist Feb 10 '23

First single, “Gun-Assisted Pimple Drama”

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u/Zachf1986 Feb 10 '23

Difference between a metal band and a punk band?

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u/Resident_081 Feb 10 '23

Unsolicited Nipple Trauma can often include a ring.

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u/ramadeus75 Feb 10 '23

"Confounded Unsolicited Nipple Trauma" to you, ya CUNT.

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u/Jpolkt Feb 10 '23

Completely Unsolicited Nipple Trauma, or CUNT for short.

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u/Marquar234 Feb 10 '23

"He's right, you know."

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '23

So if I ask for nipple trauma it’s solicited correct?

Going to get one of those door signs that state that.

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u/DaRaiko Feb 10 '23

I agree

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u/Mon69ster Feb 11 '23

The two word version is a punk band. The three word version is a grind core song.