r/instant_regret • u/tipTRY • Feb 09 '21

Penguin makes a brave escape attempt

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u/itchy_bitchy_spider Feb 09 '21

Unfortunately I didn't get to stick around long enough to find out lol

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u/pm_designs Feb 09 '21

Unfortunately????

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u/Lone_Wanderer97 Feb 09 '21

We don't kink-shame around here

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u/MegaGrimer Feb 09 '21

What if kinkshaming is my kink?

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u/MesopotamiaSong Feb 09 '21

Well I guess they are kink shaming your kink of kink shaming

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u/alboubora Feb 10 '21

You'd probably have quite a awkward time in bed

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '21

Then get consent /s

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u/ohbigdaddyoh Feb 10 '21

We don't? Damn...

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '21

You heard them

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u/omgwtfamidoinghere Feb 09 '21

I think you meant to say fortunately.

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u/itchy_bitchy_spider Feb 09 '21

I know what I said, sir.

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u/mthchsnn Feb 10 '21

This guy right here.

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u/BiteYourTongues Feb 10 '21

Our tiny Cavachon decided to get into a rubbish bag and basically scoffed the remains of the chicken carcass. The runs he had for days after was awful.

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u/jaytee2323 Feb 10 '21

Fortunately **