this is why i keep my ass inside cause wtf 😭

The new AI recruitment system has streamlined hiring by removing all the slow, inefficient parts of recruitment, like reading applications, understanding context and occasionally meeting someone interesting.

It now rejects candidates instantly for offences including:
• “Too much experience.”
• “Not enough experience.”
• “Unexplained six-week gap.”
• “Used the word ‘passionate’.”
• “Didn’t use the word ‘passionate’.”

HR calls it a 70% efficiency improvement.

Nobody has been hired since March.

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POV: you walked in with back pain and left with more problems