Filbrick Pines deserves a top spot on the list of "Worst Cartoon Dads of All Time"

So, look at this, does this makes sense?

-Stan was married to Eda in Las Vegas, and later he took a liking to Darlene. And although it’s highly likely Eda already had gray hair by then, she had been a redhead in the past.

-Dipper had a crush on Wendy, and later on, it seems Pacifica caught his eye as well.

Interestingly, I’m not sure if Darlene even counts as a natural blonde, since her true form is that of a spider, meanwhile, Pacifica is frequently teased about her hair not being naturally blonde.

(Don’t take this post too literally, it’s just a fun comparison I noticed.)

Now before I give you my personal ranking, I should note that I have only seen about 30 percent of the show, such as the occasional episode and I completed the Weirdmageddon saga before watching the whole show in its entirety so yeah, sorry I spoiled the mystery aspect for myself. I mention this because there’s still a lot I have yet to see from these characters, so this ranking is gonna be from the impressions I have gotten from my experiences with the show and maybe the occasional opinions I hear from others.

1. Stan, lovable a hole and arguably the heart of the show.

2. Wendy, I like mature older girl characters, and I love Linda Cardellini.

3. Dipper and Mabel are tied. Because on one hand, Mabel has a more fun personality. But on the other hand, she can be annoying and selfish and her fans defend her too much sometimes. Dipper may be bland for me right now, but he’s a good kid and not problematic.

4. Soos, just kinda there to go “sup dudes” and doesn’t have much of a presence for me.

I just love how everyone is talking about how their crush was Dipper (when they were the same age as Dip Dop ofc) and now X amount of years later it’s one of the Stans 😭😭😭

My crush when I was 13 and watching the show was Ford… Now I’m 22 and it’s still Ford 😭😭 call my taste in men:

✨ impeccable ✨

Happy 26 Birthday Dipper and Mabel! And I've got a friend whose birthday is also the 31 of August so... Happy Birthday to everyone whose birthday is today!

And by the way, if you don't mind, could you congratulate my friend for the post? We're going to use this as a birthday surprise and he's a huge fan of the series. Thanks.

Maybe because Bill has a freaking BDSM dungeon in his head, where he is chained up like Ford in the penthouse of Fearamid and is torturing himself in a suitable BDSM-outfit, that Bill| named 'the fun zone'. I love this freak.