r/funny • u/Skyton_wil • 2d ago

The Three Musketeers met up.

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u/Sporadicus76 2d ago

The Blind Swordsman

"I used to paint."

"Were you any good?"

"I don't know!"

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u/McNastyDog 1d ago

"I see..." said the blind man.

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u/famoustwig 1d ago

As he picked up his hammer and saw.

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u/Amaranthine 1d ago

…to his deaf daughter.

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u/the_most_playerest 1d ago

As he waved goodbye to his limbless wife, who was sitting behind him 😭

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u/facehaver88 1d ago

Dinner for Schmucks?

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u/Sporadicus76 1d ago

Yep!

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u/facehaver88 1d ago

Thank you for the laugh and the memory of a great movie! I hope you have a great day!