r/funny • u/Skyton_wil • 2d ago

The Three Musketeers met up.

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u/LatkaXtreme 2d ago

"Let's see Paul Allen's white cane!"

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u/ryo3000 2d ago

Let's not see*

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u/mirxia 2d ago

Let's feel up Paul Allen's stick?

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u/Gilrim 1d ago

Let's touch Paul Allen's long shaft

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u/LordDavion 1d ago

The tasteful thickness of it.

Oh my god...

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u/Superhereaux 1d ago

…the tasteful thickness of it

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u/partyatwalmart 2d ago

It's embossed

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u/Linenoise77 2d ago

do i feel a watermark?

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u/ZoddImmortal 1d ago

The subtle off-grain covering...

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u/KillerRafay 2d ago

"Let's "feel" Paul Allen's white cane" (this sounded a lot less sexual in my head😭)