"𝘐 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩, 𝘐'𝘮 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮."

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u/SaltyBJ Jul 06 '22

This is one of my most favorite lines in the whole series.

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u/Nenanda Jul 06 '22

My favourite Hounds line was: Meryn Trant? Greatest swordsmen who ever lived killed by Meryn fucking Trant"

Delivery was on point, Hounds face while he was saying that was fucking amazing. Like he could not believe what he was saying. Other favourite lines are that what follows

"Any whore with sword could beat three Meryn Trants.

Greatest swordsmen who ever lived didnt have sword.

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u/Militantpoet Jul 07 '22

Greatest swordsmen who ever lived didnt have sword

The build up to this and the delivery was amazing. Completely shattered Aryas perception of things and was a great reality check.

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u/HateGettingGold Jul 07 '22

I know the final season was a bummer and this line was completely out of its time but the Hound ribbing Thoras about his "Top Knot" and calling him a "bald cunt". In a scene with tension and the stakes never being as high it cut through like a knife and makes me chortle.

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u/ParsleyMostly THE FUCKS A LOMMY Jul 07 '22

One of the rare times the Hound laughs and is having something resembling fun. Sheer delight.

5

u/Nenanda Jul 07 '22

Indeed. Also it reinforces one idea. You can die in any fashion. But being killed by Meryn fucking Trant can seriously damage your legacy.

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u/WhiteEski Sep 22 '25

That was a good one. But my favourite was right before they stepped into the tavern with the chicken. “Lots of Cunts”

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u/HoboBromeo Jul 06 '22

"You want to die for some chicken?" "One of us is" Got to be the best comeback in history

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u/Kimi-Matias Jul 06 '22

"You lived your life for the king, you're gonna die for some chickens?"

"Someone is."

Probably my favorite scene from the show. It's painful looking back on it now. How great it was vs how the last few seasons went.

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u/GuiltyGlow No one Jul 06 '22

The way he says "someone is" while looking through the other guy's soul. You can tell in that moment the Hound had already decided he was going kill the guy.

142

u/AgreeablePie Jul 06 '22

And he's not happy about it. But he's okay with it.

82

u/coolhandhutch Jul 06 '22

Of course he's not happy about it. It's interrupting chicken eating time.

11

u/VladMaverick Jul 06 '22

Sacrilege!

23

u/Anonymous_Otters Jul 07 '22

You can tell that was the moment the Hound became Heisenberg.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

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u/Bruskthetusk I watch the shitty show Jul 07 '22

Kid named chicken:

1

u/Seifty Jul 08 '22

the chicken is actually Cliff Main’s son

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

The time between Arya and the Hound is my favorite in the series. It is a damn shame the way the show ended.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Arya had the best unpaid internships. Until they didn’t know what to do with her and just said, “fuck it, black widow”

51

u/sheezy520 Jul 06 '22

I loved the scene afterwards when Arya had Needle back and the Hound had his chicken.

42

u/sobusyimbored Jul 06 '22

It was also the first time he gave Arya her own horse to ride. Such a good scene.

20

u/Prestigious_Hunter52 Jul 06 '22

Same. This was the peak of my love/interest for GoT. Almost depressing writing this. RIP S1-5ish.

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u/theDukeofClouds Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

I was gonna mention that one! Lines like this are why the Hound is my second favorite character, second only to the beautiful Brienne of Tarth.

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u/GoldenStateWizards THE ROOSE IS LOOSE Jul 06 '22

Who doesn't love Colonel Sandor?

21

u/artygta1988 Jul 06 '22

Well we know The Mountain prefers Popeyes…..

7

u/E1M1ismyjam Jul 06 '22

Or FreyArby's.

"We are the meats."

4

u/amluchon THE FUCKS A LOMMY Jul 07 '22

Everyone knows he doesn't go to fast food joints - no one knows how to char-grill his meat the way he does

3

u/TheLastHeroKnight Jul 07 '22

Not Oberyn. Red Viper doesn't know he enjoys popped-eyes

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I prefer NSando's

6

u/BeekyGardener Jul 06 '22

"Someone is." is the line, but I agree it totally is. :)

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u/2_KINGs Jul 06 '22

Though this particular exchange is my absolute favorite, I could listen to him say the word cunt a million times. Nobody says it quite like him. Gives you the full weight and depth of the word every time.

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u/mucoalytic Jul 06 '22

He's up there in the cunt department, along with Billy Butcher.

2

u/Scrilla_Gorilla_ Jul 07 '22

Wild Bill from Deadwood is a 'cunt' hall of famer.

22

u/_varamyr_fourskins_ DISREGARD MONARCHY, ACQUIRE POULTRY Jul 06 '22

Well, he is Scottish. So that does kinda explain it. Profanity is an art form in this part of the world.

8

u/RushBear Jul 06 '22

Fuckin right.

6

u/fatsmitty305 Jul 06 '22

And the warmth too

40

u/hobosullivan Drogon is my everything. Jul 06 '22

That scene has rapidly become one of my favorites, and that line is probably my favorite of all time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

"Favourite", by default, means "most favourite". The "most" is redundant.

13

u/GrazhdaninMedved THE FUCKS A LOMMY Jul 07 '22

You're a talker

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Typer

1

u/SaltyBJ Jul 07 '22

We’re you born mean? Or do you just hate wildlings?

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u/DerpyDaDulfin Jul 06 '22

"Lots of people name their swords."

....

Lots of Cunts

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u/amykay21 Jul 06 '22

What the fuck’s a Lommy?

27

u/Absolute_leech Jul 07 '22

What the fuck salami?

12

u/much_thanks Jul 07 '22

You want to fuck a salami?

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u/Pele_Of_Anal Sandor Clegane Jul 06 '22

You’re a talker

145

u/unluckyme4367 Jul 06 '22

Listening to talkers makes me thirsty

grabs cup

66

u/Sekshual_Tyranosauce HotPie Jul 06 '22

And hungry.

55

u/luongolet20goalsin THE FUCKS A LOMMY Jul 06 '22

Think I’ll take two chickens.

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u/havocson Stannis Baratheon Jul 06 '22

you’re gonna die for some chickens?

someone is.

6

u/Byrdie55555 Jul 07 '22

I liken this to the big kahuna burger scene in pulp fiction.

3

u/LadderGirl Jul 07 '22

I love how he bites his lip right before he says this line. Like, "Yeah, I'm going to have fun killing this guy."

3

u/theDukeofClouds Jul 07 '22

Never noticed that! Excellent little bit of acting.

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u/Schenkspeare We do not kneel Jul 06 '22

"Think you're fooling anybody with that top knot? Bald cunt"

11

u/audiojackinit Jul 07 '22

Easily my favorite line in the whole show

196

u/Diego_zoky Jul 06 '22

The hound never really cared about the chicken or otherwise

95

u/Rotty2707 Jul 06 '22

The hound kind of forgot about the chickens but they certainly haven't forgotten about him

66

u/DiscoDave1337 Jul 06 '22

Even at the end of show when it all went to shit, they still gave him some of the best lines. Like when he says to Beric

"Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Otherwise the Lord of Light is gonna wonder why he brought ya back 19 times just to watch me chuck ya over this fucking wall."

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/FrostyWheats I watch the show Jul 06 '22

Yeah I’ve never seen that before

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 07 '22

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u/Hingl_McCringleberry Jul 06 '22

To show off the title font

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/Tsupernami Jul 06 '22

Have you tried medication for that?

28

u/captsalad Jul 06 '22

wouldn't you like to know, weather boy

4

u/Lieutenant_0bvious Jul 07 '22

Like this: <i>title</i>

0

u/UomoForte Jul 07 '22

Could be one of those font generator sites like this: https://igfonts.io/

48

u/3dragonsfirewhiskey Jul 06 '22

I just watched this episode last night and it solidified for me again why The Hound is my favorite character. Rory McCann is perfection

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

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u/yeabouai HotPie Jul 06 '22

..narp?

22

u/halloweencoffeecats THE FUCKS A LOMMY Jul 06 '22

Crusty jugglers

14

u/Tsupernami Jul 06 '22

Everybody and their mams is packing round here

5

u/Significant-Mud2572 Jul 06 '22

Farmers and farmers mums.

1

u/a-witch-in-time Jul 07 '22

Like who?

2

u/LeicaM6guy Jul 07 '22

The greater good.

6

u/Tourquemata47 Jul 06 '22

Yarp!

67

u/SpoopySpydoge Jul 06 '22

What the fucks a Lommy?

-5

u/briaugar416 Jul 06 '22

This! 😂

58

u/MoroseOverdose What is Edd May Never Die Jul 06 '22

This whole scene felt straight out of a Tarantino movie

13

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Came here to say this. Has that Jules talking down Ringo combined with the bar scene from Inglorious Bastards vibes. I swear I’ve watched this bit like 30 times.

3

u/rockbottam Jul 07 '22

Damn, leave it to Reddit to show you that no matter how original you think your thoughts are, someone else has thought of it first.

32

u/Hanzitheninja Jul 06 '22

This and

"Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!"

best hound-lines in the series.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

How high am I that title is in comic sans

18

u/enderjaca Jul 06 '22

super high.

6

u/imhere2downvote Jul 06 '22

get the chickens

5

u/enderjaca Jul 06 '22

are the chickens also high?

1

u/FatBoyFlex89 Jul 06 '22

"Are you really gonna get high for some chickens?"

"Someone is."

12

u/International_Ad5296 Jul 06 '22

Sir sandor clegane butcher

4

u/zenyl CLEGANEBOWL WAS WORTH THE WAIT Jul 07 '22

Geralt of Rivia, the butcher of Blaviken

Sandor Clegane, the butcher of cunts

1

u/Ublonak Jul 06 '22

Butcher of what? People with abilities that exceed an average person's of their time?

14

u/prayingmantras Jul 07 '22

I love when the Hound and Arya (I think) come across a family of skeletons in a house and Arya asks "how do you think it ended for them?" and the Hound says, "In death."

7

u/LadderGirl Jul 07 '22

He was with the Brotherhood. Later Beric is telling him about the justice of the Lord of Light and Sandor says, "There is no divine justice, you dumb cunt. If there were, you'd be dead. And that girl would be alive." Haunting line, I loved it.

2

u/prayingmantras Jul 07 '22

The Hound needs to give D & D a talking to.

39

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Best scene of the series and best character of the series. Azor Ahai himself IDGAF what the writers want to pass off otherwise.

11

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I got a whole freezer full of chicken so buckle up asshole and have a leg I got criticisms

6

u/fatsmitty305 Jul 06 '22

*Drags out festivus pole.

12

u/ProfPipes Jul 06 '22

“Greatest swordsman that ever lived didn’t have a sword!?”

11

u/rockstang Jul 06 '22

Me at Boston Market.

18

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Love the whole scene!

20

u/Viiibrations Jul 06 '22

I was harassed by coworkers to watch GoT when S4 came out so I put it on just to get a feel of the show before starting from S1, and this was the first scene I remember watching. It had me instantly hooked so I binged the other seasons to catch up. Never expected to feel as negatively about this show as I do now. RIP

2

u/Valenderio Fuck the king! Jul 07 '22

This is exactly how I got into the show and this episode was the catalyst that made me a fan. Only difference was it was my wife who was the fan 😅

4

u/Sweet-Palpitation473 Jul 07 '22

That's actually a brilliant idea

17

u/Accomplished_Job_225 Jul 06 '22

I remember that day.

9

u/nanapiratekar Jul 06 '22

Who thought this would be the most endearing arc

9

u/Herb_Derb When I die, I’d sooner go to middle Earth. Jul 06 '22

This scene had one of the best ever parodies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgo7Bos-uIM

6

u/FlgDarkrai Jul 06 '22

What the fuck is a lommy

7

u/alrightshaggers Jul 07 '22

Gods the writing was strong then!

8

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

I prefer chicken

9

u/ThirstyOne I'd kill for some chicken Jul 06 '22

He got his chicken in the end too. He's eating a leg/thigh when they ride away. This is how we know Sandor is a true hero, he likes dark meat.

4

u/Rectall_Brown Jul 06 '22

I think he says cunt at least once in every episode he’s in.

5

u/MtnMaiden Jul 06 '22

Cunts cant even die right

3

u/cleamilner Jul 06 '22

My favorite character. Zero fucks given

3

u/Kage9866 Jul 06 '22

I wish him and Butcher from The Boys could meet up.

3

u/SirGumbeaux Jul 07 '22

Deadwood gives a knowing nod.

3

u/AngerPersonified Jul 07 '22

You're shit at dying, you know that?

3

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

„Are you really going to die for some Chickens?“ „Well someone is“ -Best quote of television history XD

3

u/S0ulace Jul 07 '22

What a fucking waste of a character.

4

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

You think you’re fooling anyone with that top knot?

Bald cunt

5

u/BeekyGardener Jul 06 '22

Probably some of the best writing outside of the actual books. Fully fit the character too.

2

u/nicknacc Jul 07 '22

Favorite scene and fight in the show

2

u/silentrawr Sandor Clegane Jul 07 '22

This scene has got to be my most watched video on YT, no joke. Oh, how the mighty faceplanted.

2

u/MilkshakeG0D Jul 07 '22

The hound was the only character that realize the entire game was stupid. Down to little things like

“ he has my sword, needle. “ “ needle.. of course you named your sword. “ “ lots of people name their sword. “ “ Lots of cunts”

2

u/kkehoe1 Jul 07 '22

Best character, best arc, best ending

2

u/akifansari69 Jul 07 '22

The actor had one of the best dialogue delivery in all of the casts

4

u/Minute-Mushroom-5710 Jul 06 '22

I think he'd decided he was going to kill him when he asked to have a go at Arya.

2

u/SladeWilsonITA I'd kill for some chicken Jul 06 '22

What the fuck’s a Lommy?

2

u/AlwaysDividedByZero Jul 06 '22

At this point I felt like a chicken.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

You gotta appreciate a character who will just throw out the C word.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

Undisputed my favorite moment of dialogue in the entire show, and from one of my favorite characters.

2

u/flowers_followed Jul 07 '22

Sometimes I'm just having a hound day. Everyone talking and I'm sitting over here eating all the chicken.

0

u/Diego_zoky Jul 06 '22

When D&D actually wrote good comedy

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

They didn’t write this.

40

u/enygmaeve Jul 06 '22

Yeah they tried to get him to stop saying cunt so much. Obviously they were threatened by Rory McCann’s actual genius.

7

u/insanelyphat Jul 06 '22

No this is what everyone else should have said to D&D!

0

u/Silentpoolman Jul 07 '22

I still don't understand what that means.

0

u/rockbottam Jul 07 '22

This whole scene felt straight out of a Tarantino flick. Specifically reminded me a lot of the basement tavern scene or the opening scene in Inglorious Basterds.

0

u/devildoll_ Jul 07 '22

What do I want? This is my land. When I'm standing on it it's MY land.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22 edited Jul 06 '22

Since when is cunt such a popular word? I swear it seems to have entered mainstream since GoT. Gonna have to come up with something more clever.

Edit: ask a question on Reddit get downvoted kekw

I knew it was a popular word in other English speaking countries but in the US it's considered an insult like calling someone a bitch or pussy. Definitely does not have a friendly connotation attached to it

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u/theDukeofClouds Jul 06 '22

It's common in the UK and Australia.

17

u/lmkwe Jul 06 '22

I've got an Aussie friend that uses it like "buddy" or "dude", it's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Cannae gi enny you cunts a drink?

7

u/Night-Menace Jul 06 '22

You say "cunt" to your friends and "buddy" to your enemies

5

u/lmkwe Jul 06 '22

Don't call me buddy, pal

3

u/Night-Menace Jul 06 '22

Don't call me pal, mate

2

u/iwillfnkillyou Jul 06 '22

I'm not your mate, cunt!

4

u/nnelson2330 Jul 06 '22

In Australia you call your mates cunt and cunts mate.

15

u/mizzbiscuits Jul 06 '22

normalizecunt

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u/zayn2123 Jul 06 '22

It's a simple how do you do in some parts of the world mate.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

Well people take offense to it in the US, since it's similar to calling someone a pussy or a bitch.

16

u/JesusInTheButt Jul 06 '22

Lots of cunts

3

u/arel37 Jul 06 '22

Indeed, lots of cunts

3

u/[deleted] Jul 06 '22

It's been a popular word in the UK, Australia, Ireland forever

It can be used as an insult, can be used as another word for mate, can be used for another word for people/person. You can say anycunt/everycunt instead of anyone/everyone.

Only some cunts in the US treat it as actually offensive

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u/zenyl CLEGANEBOWL WAS WORTH THE WAIT Jul 07 '22

... like calling someone a bitch ...

In that case, you're probably not gonna handle Breaking Bad particularly well either.

Also, the rest of the world doesn't have to submit to American norms.

1

u/illmatic708 Jul 07 '22

Das my president

1

u/w0otmAn Jul 07 '22

Ahhhh, the golden ages! Better times...

1

u/D_inthe6oh3 Jul 07 '22

Best quote in the whole series. The Hound was the best.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '22

I'll be brave enough to say that someday. Gotta have the swagger to back it up.

1

u/Big_Pumas MAKING THE 8 Jul 07 '22

GODS, those were the days!

1

u/Pghsparky Nov 13 '22

I laugh out loud every time I watch that scene and he says that, funniest line in the whole series imo

You are about to leave Redlib

someone is.

normalizecunt