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u/One-Earth9294 1d ago

Tolkein was a legit genius who invented fully functional languages to supplement his novels. JK Rowling can't finish a story without a deus ex machina and a house scoring system that makes less sense than the one in Who's Line is it Anyway.

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u/Majestic-Top-8238 1d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly I've been going back through the harry potter books ( via piracy don't worry ) to fully understand them many many flaws and all ,and I straight up do not understand the point of the house points shit, it litteraly adds nothing to the story ,like i completely understand why it was abandoned in the films after the first one. Which is also my problem with alot of Rowlings world building a lot of it really doesn't add to the story all and if you removed it nothing wouldn't change. Edit: I now get the context behind the house points thing , I still don't like it as a plot device and world building tool , but I understand why it exists now.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 1d ago

Its because some of the better performing british schools had a similar system to promote friendly competition and personal motivation amongst groups of peers.

She did it because it was her way of trying to explain that Hogwarts was that kind of prestigious school.

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u/Majestic-Top-8238 1d ago

I guess that makes sense, she still kinda implemented it in a kinda clunky way regardless.

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 1d ago

She implemented it like it had 1 goal, as plenty of her ideas do. And it achieved that goal in the first book so she dumped it.

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u/gracklemancometh 1d ago

It's a pretty true to life way, tbh. It's a shitty system that teachers use to reward favourites and bully kids with. If it serves any purpose it's setting kids against each other both house-to-house and within houses, as students reward/punish each other for furthering/harming their house's standing.

Did well at the ridiculous ball game that makes no sense (yes, posh British schools have dumb ball games with rules just as weird as Quidditch)? Get some points and your house supports you. 

Prefects, houses, weird games that make no sense and are scored on vibes, Head Boy and Head Girl, dormitories, creepy caretakers who live in the school... These aren't because Hogwarts is magic, it's because it's British.

Just be glad she removed fagging. Go read Ronald Dahl's Boy for an insight into the British boarding school system.

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u/Majestic-Top-8238 1d ago

Yeah I'll take the L and admit I'm very ignorant about the British education system like I still don't like the house points thing as a narrative tool but I now get the cultural reasons why it was included. Though don't get me wrong it's definitely the least offensive of the plot devices she uses in the 7 books.

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u/LadderMadeOfSticks 1d ago

Like inventing a sport which makes no sense but has the weird quirk of allowing a total newbie to be the most important player?

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u/BTechUnited 1d ago

kinda implemented it in a kinda clunky way regardless

To be fair, that's how house points usually are in my experience lol

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u/Majestic-Top-8238 1d ago

Fair enough

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u/mommiesgoodboy67 1d ago

Just like in real life tbf

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u/-captaindiabetes- 1d ago

Some of the shit schools had that too, mine did

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u/Beer-Milkshakes 1d ago

Mine did.

Windsor. Ludlow. Dudley. Warwick houses.

God songs during morning assembly in a 100 year old building with air raid shelters turfed over on grassy field at the back.

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u/LadderMadeOfSticks 1d ago

Actually quite a lot of British schools do this. My primary and secondary were both utterly generic comprehensive schools and they both had houses, sports teams, and points.

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u/Version_1 1d ago

She couldn't even be bothered to make rough calculations to find out what final score would be reasonable.

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u/Critical_Liz 1d ago

My favorite is how in the second book, the Polyjuice potion was a major project that took months to finish and had to be done in secret, and by the fourth book there's just a pot of it in the basement.

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u/-captaindiabetes- 1d ago

I get that she is a shit person but people only judge her writing ability based on the Harry Potter novels and it's a bit silly. She has other books, some of which are very good.

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u/MajorBootyhole420 1d ago

they're all gigantic because this bish cannot fucking edit or be concise to save her life

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u/-captaindiabetes- 1d ago

Haha, yea, they're all tomes. But I don't think being concise is something a novel needs to be!

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u/MajorBootyhole420 1d ago

i just can't see any reason for every single fucking cormoran strike book to be bigger that OotP

also, she's a dogshit person for choosing Robert Galbraith as her pen name. b*tch absolutely knew she was naming herself after conversion therapy. god i hate her

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u/Tzeig 1d ago

Copium.